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Tim: With all the kids Bruce has, it’s strange none of us are biologically related to him

Jason: DONT SAY THAT! You’ll jinx us

Tim, walking over to the front door: Come on, it’s not like if I just open this door they’ll be some bio kid of his outside.

Jason: Don’t say I didn’t warn you

Tim, opening the door: See? Absolutely noth-OW FUCK!

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Tim, later: And that’s how I met Damian!

Kon: Your family is so fucking weird

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Nothing more painful than reading multiple unfinished fics and not a single one updating in over 2 months

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good….let the spite flow through you….write the new chapter just to take a stand….

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Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

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Why would you kill him like this…

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They heard someone talking shit about Bruce

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My biggest fear is that we'll have another world war and my favorite AO3 authors will be sent to war and perish before ever finishing their fic and I won't even know they died and didn't just abondon their fic 💔

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Brave boy

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so my siblings look like twins (they are not) and once again my bullshit brain was like hmmmm batfam. So here. Have some Cass and Tim twin content. Featuring my siblings’ and I’s answers to:

”are you twins?”

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Tim: we used to be.

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Cass: Legally? No. Biologically? No. Genetically? Also no.

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Tim: you can see her too?

Cass: *fucking disappears*

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Tim: we are, but we were separated at birth so she’s older now.

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Cass: That’s a long story. So here it is! It all started in the summer of 1783…..

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Tim: well, not until after the accident.

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Cass: After the witch got us, no.

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Tim: She’s actually a failed clone experiment. Or was that me? -

Cass: he’s actually adopted but we are biological twins.

- Tim: yes but we have separate fathers. - Cass: *Ditto from Pokémon sounds* - Tim: Well you see I was an only child for 15 years but around 1444 I was standing in the swamp, covered in frogs, but these frogs had human eyes. They also had human feet but that’s not relevant to the story— that’s when the biggest, Jeramiah, started to speak… - Cass: father actually summoned us from hell so we’re not related in any way except that we both possessed the same body for a while until Tim got a separate one. - Tim: I had one but she died five years ago this very day. She died in a tragic bathroom accident. Fell in the toilet.

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Bruce: we will continue to utilize the Batmobile, of course. But we needed an upgrade and we got one. Introducing-

Bruce [pause-for-dramatic-effect Wayne]: the Bat-tank

Dick:

Jason:

Tim:

Steph:

Cass:

Damian:

Duke: fine, I'll say it- that's just an armored minivan

Bruce: what? It's not-

Jason: It has sliding doors

Bruce: for efficiency and convenience-

Dick: i think it's neat! But... yeah, not really a tank

Steph: very spacious, yet very compact, very on brand for a mom with 6-9 kids

Bruce: it has all of the features and capabilities of the Batmobile-

Damian: Father, I for one admire your priority, practicality is far more important than being fashionable.

Bruce: i, wha- It very clearly has lasers and it's bullet-proof! How is that unfashionabl- I know my brand!

Tim: aww, enough cup holders for the whole family, very thoughtful, Bruce

Bruce: The Bat-tank WILL strike fear into the enemies of Gotham!

Jason: our enemies will see us speeding at 700mph and assume you're late to your kid's soccer game

Bruce: Okay! Okay, so we needed a family car, but this isn't-

Cass: Recital

Bruce: *gasp* OH, we're going to be late for Cass's dance recital, everyone in the van!

Dick: I thought it was a tank-

Bruce, glaring: Cass gets shotgun since she's the only one who respects the Bat-tank!

Cass: yes... very scary *pats Bruce's arm affectionately*

Bruce: Hurry up, everyone! Duke, the backseats unfold if you press the button underneath-

Duke: yeah I know how minivans work

Bruce: It's not-

Bruce:

Bruce: oh no.

Dick: there's the moment of realization we were waiting for

Bruce, whispering: It IS a minivan.

Tim: can we go to Bat Burger after this?

Damian: Seconded

Jason: yes thank fuck I'm starving

Dick: Language! Here, little D, you can sit by me

Steph: ugh, why do I have to sit in the middle?

Duke: this thing comes with chargers, right, Bruce?

Bruce: I'm... I'm a minivan mom.

Cass, smiling: Our minivan mom

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The only adult Dick knows in this manor is Bruce, beside Alfred that now is busy in the kitchen. So, with a ripped Robin cape, little Dick waddles to Bruce in front of the Bat computer.

"Dad– ehm, Batman i need my cape fixed."

Bruce looked at the ripped cape, "go get my sewing kit."

this happened several times til he decided to get rid of the cape in his new costume (yes, the discowing).

years later, Dick comes back to Bruce, who's sitting in front of the Bat computer. he holds Damian's ripped cape.

Dick smiles as he walks to the tired bat, feeling deja vu. he touches his chair, "Dad, i need Dami's cape fixed."

Bruce looked a little surprised, then he's smiling. "you silly," he takes the cape from Dick. "go get my sewing kit."

more years later, Dick gets a seat in front of the Bat computer. he's tired and worn out. taking off the Bat cowl, he looks down to his ripped cape.

"Dad, i.. need your cape fixed.." he sighs in between the silences, "... I'll go get your sewing kit."

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Favourite Tumblr artists for Drarry?

Oh oh I love this ask. Here are some of my favorites:

@kyuini - Kyu puts out INCREDIBLE art and they share tons of other great drarry art as well!

@basiatlu - I cannot even express how much I love Basia’s work- it is so unique and full of feeling while still quirky and magical and really just go feast your eyes.

@littlewinnow - winnow’s art is SO PRECIOUS and often so funny and sweet I love it so much

@meemoop - I am LIVING for these little Drarry comics they absolutely MAKE MY DAY.

@fantalfart - Lory’s talent is BEYOND. I love their Harry and Draco 🥹

@longdaytogo - absolutely ICONIC drarry art

@valoale - just fantastic. Really love their sensual pieces.

@creeeee - I am clearly obsessed with creeeee’s Harry and Draco (they are my header on here)

@itsphantasmagoria - okay first of all if you haven’t played their visual novel Dating Draco stop everything and go play it it’s incredible. Their work is so compelling and playful and sleek and lovely.

@morihuori - truly gorgeous and iconic drarry art- I love

@upthehillart - another absolutely iconic drarry artist- everything they put out is *chefs kiss*

@bananacat890203 - I recently discovered this artist and their work is so fun and lovely!

And then I can’t not mention @uncannycerulean @starquestingfordrarry and @apricitydays-lazynights because they can’t simply be amazing writers they have to be fantastic artists as well.

Who are your favorites??? Please tell me!! I can never follow enough Drarry art.

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the closest Bruce and Dick ever came to their identities being revealed was when somebody made a side-by-side comparison of an interview that Dick and Bruce did together and one that Nightwing and Batman did together. in each, Dick is asked if he finds Batman hot, and vice versa Nightwing is asked about Brucie Wayne. synced up, it is eerily identical the way Dick/Nightwing gives a shit eating grin before responding ‘oh i would PAY to sleep with that man’ followed by Bruce/Batman giving the exact same flash-look of horror and delivering a lightning fast smack upside Dick/Nightwing’s head. the clip goes viral online and Dick laughs for months