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show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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Open another front. In the land war, just open another front. Surely you will not regret opening another front.

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

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welcome to the rest of your fucked life under the eternal bush regime

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whatever happens now is entirely the fault of the united states and israel

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I can't access the whole article but um. The US just bombed Iran

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MORPHEUS IN WIGAN: you think that's gravy you're eating

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much less alarmed by the 'cognitive impact' of LLM use than I am by the fact that so many people apparently believe your brain can atrophy or permanently lose function in the space of four months because you used fancy sparknotes to write a couple of essays

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Growth of Berry Plants

(Pokémon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald)

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As one approaches Wigan, the ability to meaningfully distinguish between it and gravy diminishes until the eventual zero point where by all metrics it is as good as gravy. Effects beyond this point are inconclusive as no research expedition has yet returned.