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Someone asked me to list Christian terrorist attacks in the US so I started listing all the bombing and attacks on abortion clinics done by Christians and he literally said “no those don’t count.”

Like okay buddy .

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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Bonus question: Where is London located? (a) The British Isles (b) Great Britain and Northern Ireland (c) The UK (d) Europe (or 'the EU') (e) Greater London

Pub Trivia [Explained]

Transcript

[Cueball, holding a wireless microphone in one hand and a pencil and notebook in the other, reading from the notebook]: Welcome to pub trivia! Round one is 10 questions:

Which member of BTS has a birthday this year?

How many sides does a platonic solid have?

What is the smallest lake in the world?

Which Steven Spielberg movie features more shark attacks - Jaws (1975) or Lincoln (2012)?

How many planets were there originally?

What NFL player has scored the most points outside of a game?

The Wright brothers built the first airplane. Who built the last one?

Is every even number greater than 2 the sum of two primes?

Not counting Canberra, what city is the capital of Australia?

Who played the drums?

[Caption below the panel]: A local pub trivia place hired me to run bad quizzes at competing bars.

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the muse ⬇️

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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