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GOOD DAY, SPORTS FANS!!!

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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Do you need an emergency valentine card???? Have no fear. Faraja Kingscholar has you covered!

This is so horrible I’m so sorry

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setleth for my good friend ethereal "em @ethereal-will" williamson....

individuals under the cut!!

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anyway guys i'm taking ship doodle requests all valentines day weekend

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happy @valensemblestars day to @heatwa-ves!! (ao3 link here)

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Valentines Idikei because I am sick in the head and they drive me insane AMEN !!

Alt Idia under the cut + gift:

LINE ART + FRAME FREE FOR COLORING: LINK

I always wanted to put out smth for people to color and play around with so if you like the line art of this piece then you are more than welcome to download and doodle to your heart's content <3 all I ask is you keep this for personal use and don't claim the line art as your own. TYSM FOR THE SUPPORT ON THESE TWO !!!

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Happy Valentine's day to @squishosaur !! Hope you enjoy your Valensemble Stars Gift ♡

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62738581

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sticks these in your backpack & skitters away

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chat who should i draw for valentines day

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erm this is kenny the biter & he's the angriest samoyed you've ever seen. this is because he's not just a samoyed but also has the soul of an eons old man

as a man his name was kenningsworth the somethingth (they don't remember what number) but the adopted kids(?) of the single hip vampire grandpa (vampa if you will (you won't)) started calling him kenny the biter so now everyone calls him that. he has the mental capacity and intellect of an adult human but he cannot speak. he can communicate telepathically only with aforementioned single hip vampire grandpa who misconstrues what he says on purpose (which is why kenny is a biter). it's implied that when he was a human kenny and the vampire were lovers of some sort but broke up like 300 years ago (pre-samoyedification) & their telepathic conversations sound like those of an old married couple or even two people who are extremely extremely divorced. he's roommates with a really chill volleyball player (he's not his pet don't call him a pet) who says that kenny is a very good spiker. no one knows what he's talking about. apparently he was a philosopher. now he is just an extremely agressive dog who would flip you off if he could physically do that. it's implied that since kenny is still alive in the body of a dog that, somewhere out there, the spirit of a samoyed roams around in kenny's body. the thought is mortifying to him.

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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okay what about now. WHAT ABOUT NOW!!!

🥺

👉👈

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RASS!!! collapses on the floor,,, can you draw... a little riddle or ruggie... for me... thank you, i love you... 💐🐇

I GIVE YOU BOTH !!!! UEUEUE TY FOR THE REQUEST ILY TOO !!! PICKING YOU UP AND GENTLY SHAKING YOU 🫶💕💕

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this is my whiteboy sona mark (he is the only guy designed like this, everyone else is in my normal style). he plays pokemon.

he streams minecraft on the in universe version of twitch & famously uploaded a 12 hour video on what the definitive best unit in feh is (everyone in the comments is clowning him for looking like preskip dimitri). he doesn't live On the computer, he lives In the computer like a sentient ai type thing. his friends carry him around in their pockets (on their phones). they email him to each other in order to move him from place to place (sms will compress him terribly). despite being digital, he has a peanut allergy. everyone accuses him of cheating video games because he Is video games. he can't figure out how to change his sprite/model fast enough to do different expressions so he usually stares blankly with his huge blue eyes wide. i designed him specifically to be a straight cis guy but i keep looking at him and i can't help but think estrogen would fix her. his mother is a computer virus and his father was adobe flash (read: canonically dead). he built his own visage & he chose to look like a generic white guy over a buff warlord or an idol girl. sometimes he does change his avatar just to confuse his friends. they've also drawn out model ideas for him but they were so Egregiously bad at drawing that he opted to keep the original. he's in love with a princess & talking to her alone causes him to shortcircuit. once he caused his friend's phone to combust. his greatest fears are analog clocks and getting imprisoned on a flashdrive (his mother is imprisoned on a flashdrive somewhere). if he could date any fictional character it would be mike afton post scoop and selfships with princess peach. he's been kidnapped. he uses the term baddie exclusively to describe villians (short for bad guys). he thinks it would be morally wrong of him to cheat at luck based rng stuff but he always gets the best rolls simply because he befriended the algorithms and now they just grace him with good gacha pulls. two teenaged nobles keep trying to buy him to get him to curse the other with shitty connection and their ao3 to always be down (he keeps trying to explain that he can't do that).

in my art posting hiatus i have actually designed like 50 characters if you wanna pick a random number i am willing to yap about them

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in my art posting hiatus i have actually designed like 50 characters if you wanna pick a random number i am willing to yap about them

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If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.