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update stanley probably had it worse. i'm burning alive in these heats rn.

baking in the sun and thinking "man stanley couldnt have had it THAT bad"

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im so wqsted rn but i can rant abt how much i love holes....... holes so dear to me......... wow..... these boys i love so mucj....... my dearest holes........... my beloved dtent......... 😭😭😭

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it always funny when someone spamlikes most of my posts cuz ik they r scrolling thru the tags

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good news is theres no more digging holes HUZZAH!!!!!!

.... the bad news is theres no more hector and stanley.

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lesbian s........ lesbians squidza...g..... can u guys hear ...... and see my vision..... can YoU HEAR ME

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brainfog fun till u needa write fics..... bruh what the fuck

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D-TENT HEADCANONS :3

silly & unserious!!!! these are a bit more modernized and some have different amount of hcs, cuz well... i think a lot.

CAVEMAN (STANLEY) :

he grows up to be the tallest kid in school after camp - tall and ripped.

is jewish. doesn't practice religion though

favorite fruits are peaches <3

actually really smart; a student before camp

law and order special victims unit watcher. (negatively)

favorite fast food is raising canes.

he can't remember anyone's birthday for the life of him. it's actually embarrassing.

his idea of an amazing hang out: being quiet and just enjoying each other's company.

loves the color green (STANLEY YOU HOMO)

can't handle alcohol for the life of him.

loves soul and r&b type of music

a sucker for long drives or long journeys

had an emo phase...

started doing charity work after cgl

ZERO (HECTOR) :

björk listener. (neutral)

can do a valley girl accent.

is super short, probably won't grow much (is pissed about it)

dark mode user

had a lisp when he was younger.

hates HATES fast food.

ambidextrous!

selectively mute.

eyes drier than a motherfucker

chronic migraine haver

actually really good at math. like scary good for his age.

probably autistic, too. (let this guy catch a break.)

X-RAY (REX) :

actually almost legally blind. his lenses are -12 and -13.5

is the shortest along zero.

enjoys 2000's dad rock

uses big words he doesn't know the meaning of.

almost always, without fail, manages to piss squid off just by opening his mouth

secret ariana grande fan

knows a little too much about medical stuff...

has this "bad boy" image going on but deep inside is the biggest softie

snowboarder!!!

has internal monologue. it drives him crazy.

has earrings. two in each lobe

gym rat.... 😭😭

actually tried to sell real weed after he got released, only to get scammed by the seller

tried to pick up babysitting as a side hustle, only to discover he's absolutely SHIT with kids

has an older brother almost 10 years older than him

MAGNET (JOSE) :

totally a type a- person

he and squid are bff's :3

loves parties and hosting them. if there's a party, there's jose. if there's no party, jose will make one.

probably got a pet cat (that he stole)

an older brother!! has 2 younger sisters he loves and adores with everything in him.

has never broken a bone, and carries that with pride.

loves all fruit, but his favorite fruit is honey melon.

he has always had a buzz cut.

he loves to bake, is shit at cooking.

a night owl; he's never asleep before 1am

loves coconut scented things, like candles and perfumes

can play the guitar really well actually

after cgl, volunteers at a local animal shelter

loves LOVES white girl music.

ARMPIT (THEODORE) :

amazing with kids and animals!!!

mom friend; always has everything on him and always comes prepared

sleeps with 3 pillows. idk makes sense.

suki waterhouse and mazzy star enjoyer

a secret k-pop fan

loves to cook, but never has an excuse to make food for his friends

also loves giving gifts!!!!!

actually despises his name. used to cry to his mom about how much he HATED his name

grew up facing a lot of bullying because of his size, is still probably insecure about it

crazy strong though; defeats everyone in strenght.

can drive. more like, knows how a car works and uses it. can't drive for shit.

SQUID (ALAN) :

favorite color is blush pink.

loves LOVES marine animals, but will never admit it

has shit eye sight but won't do anything about it

squid and magnet = bff's !!! best bros forever

is dating zigzag and will not stop talking about how much he loves him

watches house md (squid: it's never lupus magnet: i'd sure hope not)

can down a celsius in one chug. still claims he doesn't have a caffeine addiction.

cutest sneezes.

aphex twin listener. (derogatory)

loves vanilla.

actually smells really nice.

very sleepy, is always almost taking a nap.

let ricky pierce his helix but it fell out not even two days after 😭

ZIGZAG (RICKY) :

has wavy hair ++ little corkscrew curls in his hair

has probably broken 10 bones .

tall, but lanky. his height is intimidating, but his strength is non-existent.

dating squid (the most boyfriends)

nicotine addict.

bad allergies. is allergic to literally everything in the nature

heavy sleeper. a nuclear war wouldn't wake him up.

on the other hand, he never sleeps.

favorite color is dark navy.

mf doom listener.

probably uses those men's wash things that are labeled like "testosterone overdrive"

has naturally long nails that grow super fast.

impulse bleached his hair once and was sure it was going to fry off; you can still find platinum pieces in his hair

couldn't think for any for twitch and barfie im sorry :(

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he's emotionally intelligent about others but not when it comes to himself that's for sure too

not necessarily dying on the hill, but definitely sitting on the hill that Squid is so emotionally dense that it turns back around into being emotionally intelligent

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me and that one other squidzag author keeping the tag alive in ao3 i think we should form an alliance.

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OKAY SO they LOVED IT (cried tears of gen joy) wnd my guesses for their fav characters turned out to be right oooohhh my goddd😭😭😭

im showing my friends holes next weekend cant wait to change their lives

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baking in the sun and thinking "man stanley couldnt have had it THAT bad"

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me when squidzag, anderperry and hilson ngl

me mentally: these characters have a relationship that cannot be defined by any one thing and reaches throughout the narrative and is so woven into their characters that trying to force it under one label would be inaccurate and doing it a disservice.

me out loud: idk man they're fuckin gay

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im showing my friends holes next weekend cant wait to change their lives

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so zero yaoi writen ive had zero ideas for what to write and i forgot i got to read for my history final.... sorry guyz ill get back on the grind

its finally summer break im so HAPPY 😸😸😸 time to write some good ahh yaoi

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i am nmbr 1 squid lover 😞💘

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its finally summer break im so HAPPY 😸😸😸 time to write some good ahh yaoi

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i saw this on tiktok and i got a fic idea