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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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an aroace, aro, or ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex”

non aro/ace person saying “aro/ace people can still be in relationships and have sex” (they’re about to use it to justify shipping/discriminating against aro/ace people)

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guys what's your methods? personally i think about doctors examining me, works like a charm

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if my father were dying and had to divide his vast holdings between me and my brother we'd handle it fine. we'd be real adults about it and each come away satisfied with our fair share. no civil war this generation cause we just get along that well

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I won an evil laugh competition last night

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boss makes a dollar I make a dime. we work together in the US mint

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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

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“some of you are miserable because you’re mean” post except its “some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike”

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sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

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The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

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