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hc: 

techno is overprotective of wilbur but not because he thinks wilbur is incompetent. its because last time he let wilbur off on his own, three men died because ‘killing them was the quickest way out’ of a traffic jam. 

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Tommy with feral Geese?

How about one

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hc: jack was resurrected, so what if he can call ghosts?

Tubbo: I know you don’t like doing it, but I need you to call Tommy

Jack: I can’t just call Tommy from the afterlife and be like

Jack, in a sassy tone: Aye yo GhostInnit, can you just stop playing tennis with Mexican Dream for a moment and come talk?

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Niki: Thirteen year old me would both be terrified and in awe of who I am now.

Jack: I would fight thirteen year old me.

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Some great random quotes from the Dream SMP crew Part 2!

"Hey guys this is my death video if i'm dead and you see this video i'm probably dead" - Dream

"ROBLOX MADE ME LIKE EDGING" - Wilbur Soot

"We don't pay taxes in this household!" - Philza

"Don't you I scared me there you!" - Tubbo

"No no no no I don't want to get renegaded by you Tubbo" - TommyInnit

"I'll nae nae where I goddamn please" - Tubbo

"It's like a piggy bank but instead of getting savings in the end you get pond water and dead animals" - Wilbur Soot

"I didn't die, I lived but in reverse" - Ranboo

"You know, I often find myself feeling like a Swedish emergency" - Tubbo

"Oh great, I can't wait to canonically not know this information" - Philza

"It's Corpse! From music" - TommyInnit

"I'd rather die than be careful" - Karl Jacobs

"How many bitches you've got?" - Tubbo

"I'm gonna take some arse and kick some names" - Tubbo

"Someone go back in time and tell the Captain to hit the Nae Nae on Disney Channel" - Ranboo

"You know what? I reckon I could dunk a baby" - Tubbo

"You're trying to monopolize the bazinga market and i wont have it" - TommyInnit

"Every mouse I've thrown off a building has died, I don't know where you're getting your info Tubbo" - Technoblade

"It's my drug. Someone says 'build this' and I say *intense snorting noises*" - Foolish

"War crimes make Minecraft 1000% funnier" TommyInnit

"Apparently I am the Onceler" Wilbur Soot

"Hi back, I'm upset" - Tubbo

"I can make an OnlyFans and still be alive" - Quackity

"That is a ludicrous amount of scuffle rocks!" - GeorgeNotFound

"Your floor goblin believes in you" - BadBoyHalo

"I'm not gonna eat your hell bread, that touched the hell floor" - Ranboo

"There must be some gay socks" - Tubbo

"I made gay bars. I made them" - Jack Manifold

"It was a dark and cold and stormy night and the Twitch notifications weren't working" - TommyInnit

"What if I replaced my eyes with eyeballs" - Tubbo

"I find it so cool that people can give steroids to people" - Tubbo

"I am just not okay with this Tubbo-moment" - Philza

"The truth tastes like popcorn" - BadBoyHalo

"Check this out, I'm gonna drool all over your stone bricks" - Fundy

"Jimmy Fallon you are my sussy baka" - Jack Manifold

"I'M A FISH" - Ranboo

"How about you stop sassing me or I'll tell you who your real father is" - Ranboo

"You know what, I'm drowning out the marriage fraud with this Dream speedrun music" - Ranboo

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Tubbo: Jack Manifold's last name should be Thunder1408, I think that'd be funny.

Quackity:

Tubbo:

Quackity: Say that again?

Tubbo: Hm?

Quackity: Repeat yourself.

Tubbo: I said, "Jack Manifold's last name should be Thunder1408."

Tubbo: Like his old username.

Tubbo: Like I have Underscore, Tommy's Innit-

Quackity: One more time, Tubbo.

Tubbo: "Jack Manifo-" wait.

Quackity:

Tubbo: Oh. Ohhh. Okay, I get it now.

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Tiny man and company :D

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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss Tumblrsexyman c!Wilbur (REAL)

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butch hartman/neg

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i love my new username 💕

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woo (i cannot draw boys hair :( )

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clip from mcc !!

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i get so much gender envy from him 😟

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woo :D another niki drawing !!

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from ranboos meetup stream !! (26 or 27 /6/21)

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:D i might add in wilbur but im not sure