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I love this scene in Erha so much!! 

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‘Hao Yi Xing’ (2ha) live action releases concept art posters

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[Sometime during the 5 year when Chu Wanning is in seclusion]

Xue Meng: Mo Ran!

Mo Ran: *sigh* Shizun used to call me that.

Xue Meng: BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME!

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Mo Ran: Awww, Shizun! You had a crush on me. That's embarrassing.

Chu Wanning: We're married.

Mo Ran: Still...

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Chu Wanning, seeing someone doing something stupid: What an idiot!

Chu Wanning, realizing that it's Mo Ran: Wait. That's my idiot.

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Chu Wanning: Good job.

Mo Ran: You're giving me a sticker?

Chu Wanning: Not just any sticker. It has a kitten that says "me-wow!"

Mo Ran: Shizun, I'm an adult man.

Chu Wanning: Alright, I'll take it back then.

Mo Ran: Hey, I earned this. Back off!

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Mo Ran, holding the door: After you, Meng-Meng.

Xue Meng: No, thanks. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7/10 attacks are from the back.

Mo Ran: That still leaves 30% chance that I'll attack you from the front.

Xue Meng: Yeah but it'd be easier to stop. I could always bl-

Mo Ran: [slaps him]

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Mo Ran: Shizun took a ride on my holy weapon last night.

Xue Meng: Oh, did he fly on you Bu'gui?

Mo Ran, chuckling: Yeah, totally. That's what I meant.

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No one:

Chu Wanning: If Mo Ran's dick kills me, do NOT prosecute him. He caught ME slipping. That's on ME.

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Mo Ran: The next person to talk shit about my Shizun will catch these hands.

Chu Wanning: I'm ugly and do not deserve love.

Mo Ran: Alright, baobei. Square up!

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Mo Ran 0.5: Be gay, do crimes!

Mo Ran 1.0: Be gay, maybe don’t do crimes…

Mo Ran 2.0: Be gay, never do crimes!

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Chu Wanning: [wielding Tianwen]

Mo Ran: The things that I would let him do to me with that whip. Just, like, tie me up with that thing.

Xue Meng: ... what?

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Mo Zongshi talking about Taxian Jun:  His hair? Wack! His gear? Wack! His jewelry? Wack! His foot stance? Wack! The way that he talks? Wack! The way that he doesn’t even like to smile? Wack! Me? I’m tight as FUCK!

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The Cultivation World: We must punish Mo Ran.

Chu Wanning: But you don't have all the facts.

The Cultivation World: Which are?

Chu Wanning: I love him.

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Mo Ran, looking at Chu Wanning all curled up while sleeping: You are so adorable.

Chu Wanning, mumbling: I can kick your butt.

Mo Ran, lovingly: I know.

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Mo Ran: Shizun, are you made of hard wood? Because you make my wood hard.

Chu Wanning:

Mo Ran:

Chu Wanning: [summoning Tianwen]