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Dumb zukka content for my heart

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Au where instead of hunting the gaang down, Zuko goes to them like “I will help train the Avatar in firebending.” And gives the (true) excuse that he has to wait until after he learns earth. So he’s there from book one, following the gaang and just getting to know them. He had originally planned to betray them, but… they’re so welcoming, and they get into so many shenanigans and save so many people and…well, he can wait a couple more weeks to betray them. (He never does)

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atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

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pov: they’re trapped in etho desktop background limbo forever

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Zuko: well, if I was the blue spirit

Zuko: AND I’M NOT

Sokka: *suspiciously and reluctantly crosses out Zuko’s name on his list of possible blue spirit suspects*

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More reasons why Zuko being the Firelord is objectively the funniest thing on earth:

HES SEVENTEEN

He hasn’t been civilised in 4 years, his entire teenage experience consists of living on a boat and sleeping rough. The most stable bed he has was probably in Ba Sing Se he probably will just nap anywhere.

He has customer service experience which means he probably uses his customer service voice on his minsters.

Additionally he probably just wanders into to kitchen to get his own snacks and tea because he forgets what servants do.

He probably has no idea why he can’t just chase after an assassin he used to hunt the avatar for Agnis sake why is the captain of the guard demanding he stay in his room he’ll find the guy first (he’s probably right)

Katara probably has a free pass on Eco terrorism because what’s he going to do challenge her, she’ll beat his ass.

If he saw a minster doing something shady he will either invite lady Beifong to detect their BS or commit B&E and look for evidence himself.

He somehow found a baby dragon and raises it.

He will be far to willing to give Kyoshi island anything they want cause he feels bad and Suki scares him.

He randomly insisted on giving some earth kingdom village 100 ostrich horses.

The Avatar will just show up call him Hotman and demand the go on adventures and the Firelord will just dip because he’s been confined to long and has the Zoomies.

He takes far to much advice from Sokka and will genuinely believe if someone doesn’t get Sokkas plans they must be an idiot because Sokka is 16.

Sokka and Zuko also get into a lot of teenage rebellion phases by accident.

Toph just walks in breaks a wall of his palace and demands a field trip that always involves the Firelord having to explain himself to the cops.

He somehow knows every dangerous teen in the world and they all come for tea uninvited.

He has broken into both the NWT and Ba Sing Se.

He has a really well documented facial scar and official portraits but still disappears to be Lee the tea guy like no one knows.

HES SEVENTEEN.

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May I request…. Boat boys being very not obsessed w each other under a cherry blossom tree 👀 (platonic or romantic ur choice ✨)

A picture from ethos’s stalker photo album lol. I hope you like this one person-who-asked! I’m in a bit of art block so I tried my best with this one. I do draw things as platonically cause I like friendships the most, but take my art however you like ! i really don't mind at all seeing as joel and etho are the biggest boat boys shippers themselves lol

(art reqs are open btw - anything you want feel free to ask! Im working my way through them rn, so if you've already sent one in I'll get it done soon!)

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Joel Smallishbeans Horse Killer vs B Horsegirl Dubs as an art request? 👀

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More brush/style? experiments bc im having fun :D but with some of the magical mountaineers!!

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dzoel things

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boat boys, shortgrass and greenbeans- what more could you ask for?

(ps-drawing reqs are open btw i need inspiration helpp)

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Scar might have to submit to Grian's shtick and plays along to be polite, but Joel has zero tolerance for the obnoxious bird's shenanigans and a penchant for violence.

I prefer Joel's way of getting what he wants. He may not have a charming wet cat personality, but he does have a knife, and that gets him places.

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you're obsessed, maybe

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YOU

SICK

FREAK

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draw joel and lizzie PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

Jizzie...... Shadowbeans....

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@applestruda's joel design is so pretty ;; i couldn't not draw him ;;

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my favorite grass muncher <3 (he's tied with bdubs)