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wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.
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Is it really you. The three weed girlfriends dude?
No, I’m the three weed EX girlfriends dude
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Tumblr should have a paid premium option to buy other users more ads
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I want all the microplastics in me to gather together n come out of my face as a pair of sunglasses
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Please don't think less of me if I occasionally joke about the pleasures of the flesh
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all of my posts online can feel physical pain btw
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by 2025 youtube vide oessays will be severa ldays long each one
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ok dni if you don’t like hot chocolate, have nails so short they stop before your fingertip, enjoy taking 10 minute showers, like twizzlers, think violin is the best orchestra instrument, own those low cut white converse shoes, are a capricorn, hate pumpkin spice lattes, dislike the color brown or yellow, were popular in elementary school, or don’t cross your legs/shift them somehow when you sit
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normalise being bad at roofs in minecraft. normalise not being able to make an aesthetically pleasing roof to save your life in minecraft.
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