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idk maybe it was just bc it was after when i went down and the. evening when i came out of the trap door the first time, it was unsettling to me LMAO
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cam from date everything def eats ass bro "om nom nom" in normal convo is brazy
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beau x gaia fanart when
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You cant see it but he’s putting that cucumber to good use
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was mean to the trash can and then he fell in love with me
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what you see: haha funney dating sim where you can fuck the furniture!
what you get: loving explorations of things like adhd, alcoholism, ocd, chronic illness, body dysmorphia, toxic relationships, the evils of capitalism and ai. brennan lee mulligan is there
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hi date everything tumblr...... here's my offerinf please accept me
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went to go make a second save so i could have two and i lost all my progress ?????? AHHHH
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i do fear i’m in love with the hamper AND the dirty clothes
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i talked to the wall and now we’re in love i guess
#st0ned-and-smitten#date everything !#de !#date everything#de#did not want to romance him but i don’t want him to hate me either
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put way too much effort into this shitpost but I've wanted to draw this and dirk for awhile soooo
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i think the developers of date everything should make a garage dlc next
#st0ned-and-smitten#date everything !#de !#date everything#de#date everything ! dlc#de ! dlc#just imagine a butch toolbox#honestly the possibilities are endless#especially if you fill up the garage enough to not include a car
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*cigarette drag* it's time to fuck my furniture
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