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we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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Teeth weak as fuck why can't you be like bones

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~~The lone star who sought the heavens~~

A fanart of Sunday because I loved his character and I'm excited for his release <3

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Alhaitham likes hugging Kaveh… a bit too much!

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Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

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it’s the archon’s birthday but they’re still in their own little world 🫣

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sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

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osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember et cetera

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Beautiful boy✨️

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why is bro in port ormos when he works at the akademiya

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plains in windrise

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i survived midterms take this messy sunday

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I want Sethos to meet with Cyno and Razor and have a howl 🐺🐺🐺

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