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Superman but red thong

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i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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RAHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR BLOG

THE MOST RECENT PRICE ART IS SO GOOD!!!!!!

Also hi fellow Canadian!!! I hope you're staying hydrated during this awful heat wave. It's been 35° for the past like three days here lmao

RAAAHHHH THANK YOUUUUUUUUU I LOVE YOU

and yes, I have been dying lately. Ya girl can’t handle this shit I had to sleep in my basement

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Wolfy the old English men were talking about you again. Should I Get Them.

What

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I LOVE YOU FAT WOMEN ♡♡♡♡♡♡

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"We're total metalheads!"

Bogus journey fanart of those evil ass robots.

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Someone's not a morning person

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something that was not meant to be is done, and this is the start of what was.

(lineart and close-up under the cut)

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heat waves go crazy

When the task force find themselves in a safe house in the middle of Cuba for a recon mission, they all become bored.

The heat is unbearable. Everyone except Ghost have sunburns, although he’s a sweaty mess under that mask.

Naturally, Soap spends most of the time shirtless. It’s driving Simon fucking mad.

He can’t stop looking at his happy trail, the way the sweat makes his Mohawk cling to his skin, that fuckass tattoo of Charlie Brown on his lower back. Ghost has been through torture, seen his friends and family die and many unspeakable things, but nothing made him doubt his survival as much as this did.

“Gaz, tell my mum I love her” Johnny groans dramatically, stretching his back, revealing the waistband of his boxers. Ghost can’t breathe.

Gaz rolls his eyes and chucks a water bottle at the Scott.

Price walks into the room smoking an authentic Cuban cigar (one of the main reasons he even accepted the mission) and narrows his eyes at his boys. His gaze ends up landing on Ghost.

“Take the fucking mask off, lieutenant, or yer gonna pass out when we need you.”

Ghost doesn’t answer. Doesn’t tear his eyes away from Soap to look at the Captain, either. Even if he opened his mouth, a strangled sound would probably come out.

Gaz chucks another bottle, but at Simon this time.

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spit on yor hnd and strok my cock ata medium pace…

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The struggle is real

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a single dry cough

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It's too fucking hot outside

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price smoking a cigar and blowing the smoke into nikolai's mouth

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