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BARK BARK GGRRRRR

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house MD voice: if it's in his lungs, it's in his asshole. get me a biopsy of his penis.

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this sounds like something youd find on an incorrect quotes blog. and yet.

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he's so annoying

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decided i’m gonna get this printed as a poster and just hang it above my bed so each morning i can wake up feeling like a victim of medical malpractice

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rizz so bad it's good

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Astra the little duckie~

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if i met gregory house, i’d weasel my way into his life and then, just when he would begin to trust me, i’d look him in the eyes and call him babygirl

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domineering wife look sent to a husband who didn't realize he was supposed to side with her in the argument

then the face of husband who realizes in that second he needs to fix this or he's gonna get snubbed in tense car conversation on the way home

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EYYYY LETS GOOOO

Something (short) tlb coming tonight:)

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BARK BARK GGRRRRR

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There’s nothing inherently “scary” about someone talking to themself in public.

There’s nothing “scary” about someone rocking back and forth in public.

There’s nothing “scary” about someone pacing back and forth in public.

Some of y’all are just ableist.

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what i think each poet would get at an ice cream truck

todd - chipwich

neil - fudgsicle

meeks - drumstick

charlie - push pop

pittsie - klondike

knox - anything with a character he recognizes

cam cam - strawberry shortcake bar

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THANK YOU SO MYCH RIA POOKIE

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I like to think that Stick is always behind all of us, he just disappears when we look.

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my mom just found out about wattpad

it’s over for us

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