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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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STEAL HER LOOK - Angry black woman throwing table and catching chairs

Gold Angel Wing Earrings - $5.99 (sold at Macys)

Ralph Lauren Flowy Box Black Tank Top - $49.00

Nordstrom Royal Blue Sleek Leggings - $58.75

Hermes Black Birkin Bag - $18,999.00

Gold Collar Necklace - $5,989.55 (as worn by Rihanna)

Commercial Wooden Foldable Table - $54.35 (including White Lacoste Polyester Knit Tablecloth)

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join the #gamerrevolution! live like a videogame protagonist. stare blankly at strangers while they greet you, then suddenly crouch and crabwalk out of their field of vision. take their things. stand. greet them. hurry though their questions (“dialogue”) with a...

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calls grocery store

me: do you have cotton balls

worker: yes

me: does it tickle when u walk

worker: -hangs up-

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OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

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Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! (This man is my spirit animal XD) by Thomas Sanders

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so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

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ok but seriously, if anyone argues that Frozen has the best ice in animation, all you’d have to do is show them this jfc

this is from Dreamworks’ ”Rise of the Guardians.”

Your move, Disney.

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OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP

THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER

BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM

THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS

but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever

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To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive…

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[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

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