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“Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.”
— Daniel M. Lavery, How To Respond To Criticism (via boringoldraphael)
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“WAR! WAR! ALL THE TIME, GEOFF. ALL THE TIME, GEOFF. WAR ALL THE TIME.”
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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"standing next to art we could do" im gonna standa next to you with a huge baseball bat with nails in it and turn you into ground beef
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does anyone wanna go see challengers w me at the arts cinema tomorrow i would take my roommates but theyre an open couple who i could have swoooorn i was getting a Vibe from before they decided to up and move to nyc for a year and now theyre back and i live with them and im not trying to make things weird until maybe 1.5 months before the lease is up at the very earliest
#i love them so bad but they are like#cis bisexual woman and her vaguely nb boyfriend unicorn hunting on the apps but not calling it that. never calling it that#taking them to see the threesome film could potentially create a vibe shift im not sure i want to foster LMAO#i will probably just go alone sometime over the weekend but twitter is already talking abt it so i dont wanna put it off
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she sits on me and i give her pets and if i stop for even a second she looks back at me like this and starts whining
#i'm going to miss this fuckoff huge apartment when this lease is up#do 2 or 3 of u guys want to move to indiana rent would only be $665 max#less if we can get one more person to live in the finished basement it even has a bar and everything
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Sending in nazi stormtroopers to terrorize torture & imprison anti-genocide teenagers has bi-partisan support nationwide, slandering every protestor as a genocidal brainless nazi stooge of iran has bipartisan support nationwide, filling mass graves with executed families & doctors has bipartisan support nationwide, vote blue to stop fascism!
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