staceyjames420

[staceyjames420]

Just some helpful info I thought I'd drop here for y'all. 😀

I'm not posting the people being shitbags in my inbox over chiropractors but, I will say this: if you're one of the people going, "Well I've never had a bad experience, you're just fear mongering" I need you to know it's taking everything in me not to reply with "Glad you've been lucky. Hope it stays that way."

Because that's all it is, babes. Are there some chiros who lean more toward physical therapy and don't play Twister with the human spine? Yeah. Are they the norm in America? Fucking no.

This shit it not regulated. There's a reason it's $40 to see a chiro and $120 minimum to see a physical therapist. One of them has a doctorate. You are paying for the medical experience.

[staceyjames420]

you’re so sweet!

Awwww, Gratitude! ❤️❤️❤️😘

[staceyjames420]

pedophile moid. stay away from children.

I have no idea what this is even about! Smh! 🤣🤣 But I totally understand why you went anonymous with it though!... Can't very well blame cowards for hiding! 🤣🤣

[staceyjames420]

cope harder troon

Ahhhh.... What?! 🤔 I have no idea what this is even about!! Smdh!! 🤣🤣

[staceyjames420]

WORD!!!

people are punished for being poor in every aspect of life

[staceyjames420]

😂 😂 😂

2022 Pattinson Bruce meeting the Justice League:

The Justice League is just starting to make things official. So far they’ve got Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Green Lantern, and Aquaman on board. Clark calls the first meeting at the new Hall of Justice and everyone settles into their seats.

Clark: Hi, everyone. Uh, thanks for coming. We’re really trying to pull this team together right now so we appreciate your patience and time.

Diana: Shall we formally introduce ourselves?

Clark: Yeah, sure! Um, I’m Superman.

They go around the table. Hal goes last, but is glancing around in confusion.

Hal: But where’s the Bat guy? I thought there was a Bat.

Clark: The—oh, he’s over there. *points to a dark corner*

Bruce, crouched down, cape enveloping him, eyes wide and watery, skin pale: 👀

Clark: Batman, do you want to introduce yourself, or…?

Bruce, seeing that all eyes are on him: *vibrates*

Barry: *vibrates in solidarity*

Hal: wtf. Is he a cryptid?

Clark: He’s my friend. All of this was his idea, really. He’s brilliant. Sometimes he needs personal space. Just—

Hal, scoffing: Well I’m not taking orders from some creature lurking in a corner. Does he have Bat powers? Can he transform? What can he even do?

Bruce: *starts rattling off his contingency plan to neutralize Hal*

Everyone:

Hal:

Clark: Anyway I brought some brownies—

[staceyjames420]

stacey i realize you appear to be offline but i love your apple joke so much keep on keeping on you funky little comedian

😂 😂 Gratitude!! 😍😘

[staceyjames420]

Loved this show growing up!! 😂 😂

Could still watch it now if I was bored enough! 😂 😂 The show did do a fairly decent job of trying to be a source of good role models for kids though!! 😃

I wouldn't really call it an issue per se... But the only issue for lack of a better term I have with it... Would be the fact that the show's theme song was waayyyyy cooler than the show had any business having!! 😂 😂

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993-1996)

[staceyjames420]

The only Apple product I've ever had was the original ipod shuffle back when ipods were still a new thing. I believe that the shuffle was only the 3rd model of ipods to be made at that point. The thing worked just fine..... Whenever it actually did work that is. 😆😆 I absolutely detest Apple products otherwise cause they pretty much totally suck compared to Androids!!! 😆😆 In other news.... Scientists have recently discovered a new way to milk sheep!!... They simply release a new iPhone every year!!! 👍😎👍 Also!!..... Did you know?!?!... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 The very first computer can be traced all the way back to Adam & Eve!?..... Yeah!!! That's right!!.... It was an APPLE, with extremely limited memory!!... Just 1 byte!!...   And the whole system crashed!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

the fact that apple took an entire product market and changed not just the product, but the market, to fit to their desire... like, electronic products are supposed to last, they are made to last for extended periods of time, that's the point. but then apple came along, and they suddenly realized they could change the whole game, because they got ahead on the smartphone trend and every other company was looking to them to decide what to do. so apple created "generations". usually, if your product isn't broken, you don't need a new one. you don't need to reenter the market. but they found a way to convince people, "oh, but just because you don't need a new one, doesn't mean you shouldn't get a new one. look, this new one is way cooler than the old one!" they turned a smartphone into a fashion piece, something that you should only have if it's "in-season". and people fall for it, hook-line-and-sinker, obediantly waiting in lines the week of the new iphone release while they have what should be a perfectly good phone sitting in their pocket, which is promptly going to be either sold third party for pocket change compared to the original price, or thrown straight into a landfill. perfectly fine, working parts, rare and valuable things, thrown straight away. but then, then, apple realized they could go further with it. because not everyone was doing that, and in fact many people either couldn't or didn't want to get replacements for their perfectly-good products, and that is how they became the forefront of planned obsolesence. if they had their hardware components abruptly stop working, people would become upset and outraged, and would demand investigation. so they turned to software. they said, "every once in a while, your device will need to update. these updates are good, because they will bring you new and improved features!"- but that was only half-true. if your phone was new, yes, this would happen, but if it was older, the update would slightly degrade it, so much so that you wouldn't notice it. but then after only a couple of years, you would notice it- your phone slowing down, lagging randomly, maybe a few weird glitches here and there, not enough to brick your phone but enough to make its original sleekness seem distant. and you would be frustrated, and you would wonder why this was happening, and apple would reach down and say, "why, that is because your phone is getting old. you need the next generation!" so then even those resistant to change would be forced to get a new phone every couple of generations, and anyone who didn't was fully seen as an outcast or an idiot. and apple realized how well this work, and they extended it in full to tablets and computers, and other companies took note, and they began to very slowly do the same. and now, instead of electronics being the old, ugly tv your grandparents have that still works, or the vintage computer in your dad's attic that has a graphical hole in the corner but still works, or your aunt's old record player that has gather decades' worth of grime and dust but still works, electronics is your friend's beautiful, clean iphone from two and a half years ago that has the capacity to do a thousand things, but it won't turn on because the charger port is fried, and when you ask them why, they go, "oh, it's out of season."

[staceyjames420]

You will NEVER have a uterus. That's some Buffalo Bill shit about harvesting organs from real women to live out a sick fantasy. Just stop.

It just figures Anon that a negative pos & trashy human being like yourself would describe women freely donating their no longer needed wombs to other women so that they can possibly have children of their own one day, as some "Buffalo Bill harvesting sick fantasy" or whatever your tiny little brain thought was a clever thing to say in your half-assed attempt to make something incredibly beautiful & amazing appear to be villainous & terrible instead as a result of your ignorance and fear.

Do me a favor!!!

Please take your stupid bigoted bullshit elsewhere kind sir or madam!!

THANK YOU

[staceyjames420]

The fact that this surprises so many people only serves to prove this point! I've known for the majority of my life that over half our planets population is literally dumber than shit!! Once I became aware of this information about people, my life got way easier. The reason being the new way of thinking I started to follow from then on when it came to dealing with stupid people! Basically, from that point forward, I treated every single new person that I met as if they were the dumbest motherfuker on the face of the Earth until they proved otherwise. After implementing that line of thought into my actual daily life.... I stop getting angry as often as I had before.... And I was also far less often disappointed as well!!

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This is hilarious!! 😂😂 If you really want something hilarious AF to do if you ever happen to find yourself in a Wal-Mart at 3 AM.... Just walk around aimlessly for a bit and then look up & pick a spot on the ceiling & just stare at it without moving for a good while & then walk around a bit more & find another spot on the ceiling & stare at it & just keep repeating this!!...... People are freaking weird!! Do this, & you'll get proof!! LMAO!!

[staceyjames420]

This is some of the craziest shit I've seen in a long time!! Absolutely awesome!!

[staceyjames420]

This is just plain wrong!!! On so many levels!!! But it's still freakin hilarious AF!!! LMAO!!!! 😂😂😂

[staceyjames420]

DAMN!!!!..... JUST..... DAMN!!

I'd normally say some shit like this when I'm trying to make fun of someone!!...... But this time.... I genuinely mean it, when I say.....

I hope I can be as cool as this guy when I grow up!!!

😁😁😁😁

[staceyjames420]

WORD!!!

This is what I’m talking about.

[staceyjames420]

OMG!! That's freaking hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂

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