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lando: *sniffs oscar* did you use my deodorant?

oscar: no, i used my own

lando: is it a female one?

oscar: no it's chocolate flavoured!

lando: *sniffs again*

oscar: *leans in* you can get a better whiff if you want!

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double wouble

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cool guys don’t look at explosions

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happy (sad) 2024 hungarian gp one year anniversary to those who celebrate (cry themselves to sleep)

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i hope lando and oscar end up with the exact same amount of points and then they cross the finish line in abu dhabi holding a pride flag between them and then taylor swift comes out singing love story and then the entire paddock sings a rendition of no one mourns the wicked while burning a lifesize christian horner straw doll

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@ritzfurart on tiktok, my god

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gay people goddamn galore today

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like that’s bride and groom fr

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anyway,, wag!oscar am i right

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'the F1 movie needed to have Brad Pitt fuck his female engineer because there needed to be sexual tension!' BORING. If they wanted sexual tension they should've made it historically accurate and true to real life and had Brad Pitt fuck his teammate

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landoscar + being horrendously fond

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Fuck the constructors they are trying to beat Lestappan on ao3 top 100

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I think I’ll allow myself some social withdrawal. You know, as a treat

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Now then how do I get to Australia and fork out nearly £500 to get in the piastri stand

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THAT STARE HELLO?? no wonder they didn’t show the bts of oscar poor boy was definitely blushing

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"that's not oscar? are you sure? that could be oscar. that looks like oscar."

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@ritzfurart on tiktok, my god