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how do you die in neko atsume

if you die in neko atsume you die in real life

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Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Make his dick hard not his life

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somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

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it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

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me on January 1: 2016 will be a good year

me on January 14: nevermind

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Phantom! At the opera

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You know what they say about the size of a man's feet 😏

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One time I dream-cheated on my boyfriend with this girl I went to school with and I felt so bad about it that I started crying when I told him and he was just like "babe it was a dream it's fine" and I was more upset that I didn't talk to him about it first before having sex with this girl in the dream. I just did it.

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I don't know about where you are but in Michigan it's actually illegal to use an EBT card if you're under 18 or it's not your card. Yet we still get ten year olds coming in trying to buy all kinds of junk food with their parents EBT. It's sickening.

Retail Stories #25

This middle school boy cussed me out because his moms food stamps card was declined. I suggested him re-sliding the card and typing the pin again because he might have typed it wrong the first time. Instead, he continued to call me names and cuss at me. I would calmly say,“try again”. Finally he redid it and guess what!!?! The card worked!!!! He typed the pin in wrong!!!!

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On December 31st

Me: Have a nice day :)

Customer: SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! HHAHAhahaHahaA I'M so FUNNy!

Me: Hehe, have a good one! :))))

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This joke is only relevant for one more day. Repost wisely.

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

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A word of advice to trans women

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

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Soul Eater - Nightmare Before Christmas

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*has one uncomfortable interaction* *is fucked up for 3 days*

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He went missing and I think they found him dead