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I know I don't come on here very often but I just finished watching "Re-Animator" for about the 953rd time and it gets better every time I watch it. If you're wondering, I see myself as West. Fiddleford as Cain.

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I love @boiling-with-rage so much to the point where I spent money on a statue of us. It was worth it. I love him.

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HI FORDSY CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP PUBLICLY SHAMING ME IN FRONT OF MY FOLLOWERS?? I LITERALLY PUT MY PLANS OF DESTROYING YOUR DIMENSION ON HOLD BECAUSE YOU ASKED ME TO THE LEAST I CAN GET IN RETURN IS SOME GODDAMN PUBLIC RESPECT

I love him.

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Not exactly sure what to put here

Like Jesus supposedly turned water into wine, Bill turned me from aroace to homosexual.

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FOR ANYONE WHO'S CONFUSED... Who is 64 Bill to me? My husband. We are married. We just have some troubles because he's jealous I have been seeing my old lab partner/college roommate behind his back.

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HEY HANDSOME YOU SHOULD TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL LOVELY TRIANGULAR BOYFRIEND

no

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Yes. Yes he is.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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Hello, greetings from the sentient black mold in your shingles, how do you do?

Please get out of my shingles.

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Dr. Pines, Dr. Pines!!!! I just had the greatest interview for a molecular and cell biology PhD program I applied to!!! I think I might be getting into grad school and get to do legit bio research! I know u don't know me, but I thought you'd be proud 😁

Goodness! I'm deeply sorry for the.. Embarrassingly long delay.. It's truly an honor that you've made me aware. Congratulations! I'm very proud of you. Science is a great field! (Yes I am biased.) I wish you the best on your journey to the top!

Sincerely,

-Dr. Stanford F. Pines

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Hi sorry if this is weird but I think your six fingers are really cool

-@nikkos-weirdmageddon

Thank you! I was always teased for them as a child but it's nice to see some appreciation for them every now and then!

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SEND THEM TO ME.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

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THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY AND YOU KNOW IT!!

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

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Embarrassing.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

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I'm a coward I guess.

This two

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Why would you repost this.

Bill is such a moanable name no wonder Ford was crazy about him, moan his name, I dare you.

What them tongues and arms do

Hear me out on Nightmare Bill.

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I suppose this is an invite to share them?

Bill’s size is whatever he pleases, but the angle of his corners almost always remains a proper 60°. The only time I’ve seen them deviate is when he allows his side-lengths to take on a curve. For the sake of his privacy I won’t disclose any further details.

drop a photo i need to measure your sides to see if your ACTUALLY 90 degrees exact

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I’M NOT LETTING YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THESE EDGES

@stanford-f-pines-64 CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY MEASUREMENTS IF YOU WANT THEM SO BAD