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Sometimes I think about how spiders are basically the 8 animal (8 legs, 8 eyes, 8-shaped body) and snakes are the S animal (shaped like an S, says ssss)

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Saying “yeah bro I move exactly like a jumping spider when I get drunk” and then watching everyone flinch every time I tense my legs after taking a sip of my vermouth

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I think there should be more chill giant spiders in fantasy. They don’t even need to be able to talk or anything, but they should come and untangle our protagonists from their webs because they have very strict rules about what they eat and why and when and sentient creatures are not on there and the babies should be cute and spiders think humans are cute and help them out like if we find a hedgehog in a beer can or something.

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Watch Humans-B-Gone! this pride month!

(Seriously, it's a good way to support the series creator/animator/VA etc., Rev; and the series composer, me!)

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happy w

happy wolf spider on the wall wednesday everybody

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“Big” jumping spider I saw yesterday

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I got that tarantula in me

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first u had a room infested with mice and now its a room with spiders who is hiding mob spawners in your room

Landlords who make you pay hundreds of euro for room with holes in it

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I keep forgetting I’m apple

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You don’t.

You either have to do the things you want to do in corporate mandated spray paint (another already successful franchise), pissing off it’s fans and getting cancelled after one season, you be a creator with prestige who gets to maybe tell the story they want to tell (gets one season anyway due to low viewership) or you rehash the same story that’s been told already several times (two seasons)

i know this isn't a one piece-exclusive issue but jesus fucking christ a three-year wait between seasons, this is fucking unsustainable

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really enamoured by this video title snd thumbnail. bringing my.spider to work. he even has a little hard hat..

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1. we're only blaming the spiders on Xen

2. this isn't a physical wall

3. it wasn't even xen this time, xen just keeps causing spider anatomy discussions in general.

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apple spider vinegar

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I know this is a bold jumping spider but just wanted to show you :) found on my wall a week or so ago and transported outside to the garden

LOOK. At those blue chelicerae. 10/10. NAY! 11/10

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also

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Describe your OC with complicated gender/pronouns situation I'll go first

It/its ghost possessing the corpse of a trans man and too spineless to correct others when they he/him it

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@starminesister Admittedly I really only have a surface level knowledge of this, but spiders do have a cartilage-like structure called an endosternite that, as far as I'm aware, serves as an attaching point for the muscles!

Perhaps @revretch may be able to shed more light on that little tidbit!