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asexual klapollo art i shouldve kept in drafts

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my favorite very official super professional and not at all messy investigation team

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cost you to keep me quiet

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Someone asked for feminine Phoenix and I'm here to serve (context: they're at a black-tie party/event something hosted by a witness they both want to question)

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yeah sure i’ll post this what the hell

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I love the scene where Wright looses his shit over Apollo dismissing his 4hr monologue over checking the bottles again LMAOOO

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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the entire budget of the US military should be reallocated to insect research

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At the pier

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what is her secret

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go my tennas. eat my gifs

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same goals

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The Onion continues to never miss

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I just came up with a really inconvenient, possibly unplayable four-player game: The Evil Advisor

All you need is a completely normal chess board and a deck of cards that you can somehow divide into an even amount of cards that mean "yes" or "no". Out of the four players, only two need to know how to play chess - those play the role of advisor. The other two play as rulers. At the start of the game, both advisors pull a random card from the deck, which dictates whether their goal is to win the game, or lose it. They keep their respective card, showing it to nobody else.

The rulers, who ultimately choose where to move the pieces, always aim to win the chess game, and also know that the advisor may or may not be on their side, and don't know whether to trust the advisor or not.

If the ruler wins the chess game, they win the whole game. An advisor only wins if they reach their own goal - if an advisor's goal was to lose, but the ruler wins, the advisor loses, and vice versa.

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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They’re both in their 30s