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this is my New Blog and this is my New Meme.

I spent an hour editing this you have to listen to the whole fucking thing please.

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Went are you deleting this one?

I don't think I'm going to actually delete it, but I've just been letting my queue run out and there's literally only one post left haha. I have some side blogs and saved urls on this account so I think I'm just gonna leave it to be swallowed by the swamp.

new blog is here!

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teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets

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bloop bloop

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HEY Y'ALL I'M REMAKING!

You can follow my new blog breakfast-bisexual! I’ll be holding on to this blog until Feb. 7 and then I’m deleting.

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hobbit + parks and recreation 8

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Clint Barton doesn’t show up 15 minutes late with Starbucks. Clint Barton shows up an hour late with cheap pizza, a broken nose, and a stray dog.

- moodyrebelmage [x]

of course there is an explanation for the dog:  

I was around the corner from the gift shop where I got the balloon 

(this was the only ‘love’ one they had left, and it’s either clever or hopeless, I kinda futzing love it, I relate to this balloon) 

and these kids were harassin’ this dog, so I said ‘hey leave the dog alone, c’mon, not cool.’

so then they’re like ‘hey mister we’ll sell him to you.’

not gonna lie I admire that kind of moxie

they wanted twenty futzing bucks

I gave them a dollar it is seriously all the cash I had

dented pizza is still delicious, he’s laughing and blaming his afternoon on wearing a shirt with buttons (‘I have never ever had a day go right when I wore a shirt with buttons’)

ladies and gentlemen the ever-unchanging clint barton

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my troubles are gone

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hover over this post for a secret message

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Clint’s jacket in Hawkeye 003

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fifth pressing now available: [click here] gold and oxblood—gold blooded

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it took me 16 whole years to realise that the “st” in 1st, the “nd” in 2nd and the “rd”in 3rd is because itS THE LAST 2 LETTERS OF THE WORDS

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Random Edit- 220-223/?

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my question is did disney come up with the movie and then the name or did someone just think of the pun “aristocats” and then design an entire movie after it

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a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this