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1970’s feminist vandalism. Via Layla Rafaoui

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Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

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Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

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You have my gun

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grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

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Rachel Newling (Australia)

Grey-Headed Flying Fox

Hand coloured linocut on handmade Japanese paper

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New and Improved! From 3,300,000,000 BCE until 300,000,000 CE 

Frames by Algol 

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girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

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despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

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I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”

I woke up EXHAUSTED. 

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I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

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One of the scariest things that happens on this website is that homestuck just goes trending every now and then for literally no reason at all.

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While you were all busy having “funerals” and getting cremated I was decomposing in the woods behind a cracker barrel off the highway

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the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

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What if… I lovingly named them silly things