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In my defence, I was drunk, and when he asked to take a picture with me, I got scared.

SO YOU THROW UP ON HIM?!

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I puked on him.

....

....twice.

Hehe

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Don't tell Homelander I'm here, he's pissed at me.

What the hell did you do?

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I'm not going to eat it, they made it for you! They don't like you, and they still made you a cookie. So eat it!

Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Do I need to feed it to you?

Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Eat the cookie.

Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Eat the damn cookie, John.

Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Be the bigger person!

Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Oh be nice for once

Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Here, Starlight, have a biscuit. It's shaped like a heart to represent my feelings of platonic love for you.

And Homelander gets this one that looks like a blob, to represent my loathing for him.

Awww thank you <3

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Oop-

@hom3land3r

*looks at Starlight*

Love of my life.

*looks at Homelander*

fucK NO-

Shhhh, y'all gotta stop being so loud when Homelander is around!

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You do! I've seen the way you talk to yourself!

@hom3land3r

*looks at Starlight*

Love of my life.

*looks at Homelander*

fucK NO-

Shhhh, y'all gotta stop being so loud when Homelander is around!

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Ummm, okay? I guess I'll call him later, if he's not busy with Butcher.

Um, hey, Starlight. I know you're kinda busy, but Hughie wanted me to pass along a message.

He did?

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*looks at Starlight*

Love of my life.

*looks at Homelander*

fucK NO-

Shhhh, y'all gotta stop being so loud when Homelander is around!

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Um, hey, Starlight. I know you're kinda busy, but Hughie wanted me to pass along a message.

He did?

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Hey wifey how are you??!

Hi wifey! I'm good, what about you?