Star or Pebble, or B ig she/her I write stuffs Buttered Toast is a delicacy
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Everybody is “Benson this” “Benson that” WRONG I want both at once, I wanna top Randy and then get degraded by Benson until my brain is soup
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I have a love hate relationship with this wig
interrogation was pretty good
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Love how Hamish Linklater delivers all of Father Paul's sermons like the man was doing lines of coke in the backroom of the church
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Cried my eyes out over midnight mass but the concept is so funny if I think about it. Priest saw a nosferatu vampire and went "omg an angel... I'm bringing it home" and then the horrors
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sorry that when i see people hating on my favorite movies i start clawing at the walls and vomiting up blood and bashing my head into the concrete and swinging around a firearm that isn’t very everyone is entitled to their own opinions of me
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PLEASEEEEE
woke up at 7 am in a cold sweat and immediately had to start writing strange darling fanfic
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Clawing at the iron bars of my enclosure I feel like he'd smell like motor oil and really shitty axe body spray tho
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Can't find enough Kyle Gallner character fics so I'm gonna do it myself

#kyle gallner#colin gray#dinner in america#colin gray×reader#vince schneider#strange darling#jennifers body fics#kyle gallner×reader fics
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Edward trying to play baseball with his family after breaking up with Bella in New Moon
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Josh, Ashley, and Chris have smoking sessions together
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I swear to God I'm gonna start doing incorrect quotes I find way too much shitpost material
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