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are you ever in a bad mood and mistakenly flatten all human experience
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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons - Museum Scenery (Fish Exhibit)
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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.
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I’ve done it twin. I’ve turned us into spectral deer. Twin run they are hunting us twin.
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I need that Mermaid!Ishmael and Queequeg yuri pls pls pls
yes.... YES!!!!
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I love mermaids because they can be so many things. Are they magical beings of unknown origin? Are they methaphoric storytelling devices? Are they humans who adapted to aquatic life by force or by their own volition? Are they fish that gained sapience? Are they manmade creatures? Are they benevolent? Are they malevolent? Are they little more than beasts? Are they creations of a higher power? Cursed or blessed? Are they decoys and lures of something much more grand and sinister? Are they half human and half fish? Or maybe more fish than human or more human than fish? Are they animals mistaken for humanoid fish women? Are they aliens that bear resemblance to our concept of the mythical creature? Are they giant sapient pack-hunting amphibians that evolved for the ocean?
Yes! The answer is yes to every question.
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Limbus Company paintings (Canto 3, 5, 7)
Currently going through Canto 8 and the original novel is my favorite out of them all, can’t wait to draw something for it!
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