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Bring me the Horizon
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starcrossedjedis · 1 day ago
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Candice is naturally stunning ripe mature beauty at its finest
I wanted to make an "XY ghostwrote this" but Madame Renoir has too many gentleman suitors who would have ghost written this 🤷🏻‍♀️
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starcrossedjedis · 1 day ago
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Yes, that is very true. In Britain and Europe that actress is the attractive lead but in USA no. I remember when Kate Beckindale was cast in Pearl harbour the American director thought she was ugly. But in my country she is classed as very beautiful and alluring. Even now in her fifties she is being cast as beautiful sexy dynamic lead but perhaps these films have British European backing or casting directors.
It's like people are genuinely forgetting what normal people look like.
Just looking at the hate Alicia Silverstone and Jennifer Love Hewitt have faced recently for... ageing normally? Disgusting.
So yeah, finding a TV show about a 40yo mother of four kids rocking her job and instead of bemoaning the fact that she is "old, fat and undateable" Miss Ma'am has got game - what a nice change ^^
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starcrossedjedis · 1 day ago
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Like, select exceptions aside, I feel like in American TV shows this would not be the female lead (including all the romantic shenanigans that come with it), but rather the "fat" and quirky friend who for the life of her can't figure out why at the ancient age of 40 she's still single blablabla
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One reason I prefer European TV shows is the fact that I feel like I am looking at actual people.
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starcrossedjedis · 2 days ago
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One reason I prefer European TV shows is the fact that I feel like I am looking at actual people.
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starcrossedjedis · 3 days ago
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Olivia Nott ♕ “Mischief and Mayhem” ♕ Fred Weasley x OC ♕ Introduction
"What? You think she's out of my league?" - "I think, you're not even playing the same sport, mate."
Olivia Nott and Fred Weasley first meet at the Quidditch World Cup. Yes, they have been in the same year at Hogwarts for five years and the obnoxious prankster and his twin have been sitting behind her in Potions class for two of them, but with their world being what it is, the pureblood princess from Slytherin and the resident Gryffindor jester might as well have grown up on different planets. But they do meet. And even if this first meeting is cut short by another first - dark and dangerous and far too personal for Liv - they both find it hard to go back to living those separate lives once they are back at Hogwarts. With the rise of the Death Eaters and a civil war looming on the horizon Liv’s loyalties are soon tested in ways that go beyond house rivalries.
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starcrossedjedis · 4 days ago
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Mortal Kombat II (Oct 24, 2025) dir. Simon McQuoid
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starcrossedjedis · 7 days ago
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✵ Introducing ✵ Katherine Chen ✵ Burning Bright ✵ Mortal Kombat OC ✵
"It wasn't even supposed to be me! I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do this."
Detective Katherine Chen had only volunteered for the undercover assigment, because these jobs had a tendency of opening doors within the LAPD.
And her eyes were firmly set on the door to the Homicide Division.
It should have been easy enough - as one of several strategically planted undercover officers, her job was to infiltrate a local drug ring under the guise of a small scale dealer and gather intel on who was responsible for the increasing number of drugs flushing the more rural and suburban communities of Los Angeles County.
So far so good.
Weeks of planning, hours upon hours of preparation, but unfortunately for Kate even the best laid plans don't account for bad luck - this time in the form of a junkie she had ID'd as a patrol officer six years ago. In the end it only takes one second to turn a relatively low risk assignment into a life and death situation.
"She's a cop!"
Kate makes a narrow escape, her survival instinct and years of martial arts training aiding her more than anything she's learned at the academy. She even manages to take out one of the ring's most fearful enforcers, but not before he puts a knife into her side, leaving her to bleed out in a dark back alley in Central City.
When Kate comes to, she finds herself in an ancient Shaolin temple at the end of the world with a strange dragon branding on her torso and a mysterious man with glowing eyes telling her she killed one of Earthrealm's champions and now has to compete in an ancient tournament called Mortal Kombat.
She has less than six months left to get battle ready with the help of two other champions and to unlock her Arcana - an ancient power awoken by the dragon mark.
And what's at stake is nothing less than the fate of all mankind...
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starcrossedjedis · 8 days ago
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fuck. i love my own blog. it’s almost like it’s full of things i would post it’s crazy
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starcrossedjedis · 9 days ago
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The snail is still snailing 💨🐌
I used to do this every day for two years when my kids both went to school like 1km from our house - I would drop them off, then take the extra long way home.
But for the past two years my son has been going to a new school in the city, so I had to drive him there and the motivation to get going after getting back home from drop off was simply not there.
But a) I miss it and b) I was starting to really feel and see the effects that it had on me to not do it.
So this is just me fighting to get back into a habit. And a fight it is 😅
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starcrossedjedis · 9 days ago
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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.
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starcrossedjedis · 11 days ago
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Elyana Dondarrion & Criston Cole in “Violent Delights”
painted in flames all peeling thunder be the lightning in me that strikes relentless
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starcrossedjedis · 11 days ago
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i know what this situation needs…explicit fanfiction
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starcrossedjedis · 11 days ago
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Ok Ur hot we get it now fuck off and stop trying to cosplay as a 16 year old with stupid ego posts
That's damn right, I'm hot - it's probably the perimenopausal sweats 😁
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And if this was about ego, I'd be posting about my lifting and not about me trying to get into a habit of crawling up embarassing inclines at absolute snail space 😆
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And last, but oh, most definitely not least, you can always just fuck off my blog and not see this 😘🖕🏻
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starcrossedjedis · 11 days ago
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Week 1 - Done ✅
A bitch is tired. A bitch needs a rest day 🫠😂
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starcrossedjedis · 15 days ago
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LOL the hands down funniest thing about the new Susan Collins adaptions is the casting of both Lucy and Lenore, because THEY are who Snow and Haymitch think of when they look at Katniss and yet somehow someone once sat at a desk, looked at Jennifer Lawrence and said "Perfect 👌" 😂
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starcrossedjedis · 16 days ago
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I know I that I haven't touched "Distant Stars" in literal ages (boooooo), but -
Doesn't he 187% look like
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their love child??? 👀
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Crown Prince of Aquilea??!
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starcrossedjedis · 17 days ago
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I want to share my ideas but I don't want to share spoilers but I'll have to write if I want to share my ideas and I don't want to write I just want to share my ideas but I don't want to share spoilers but
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