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Arrival Day

So I finally reached my Grandpa’s farm... well, my farm now I suppose. the bus trip took about 2 hours but felt like 10 seconds. I watched a couple of Vines and got off the bus. 

I met a lovely lady called Robin, a carpenter, who greeted me off of the bus as requested by Mayor Lewis. I remember my Grandpa talking about Lewis, I think they were good friends.

Robin walks me to the farm, which is called Crackdew Farm..I think my Grandpa liked drugs back in his day. You could tell that he hadn’t been here for a while because the place was a fucking tip! Obviously it’s been a while since my Grandpa passed so he couldn’t maintain the farm but some of the locals surely could have. There’s branches and weeds all over! My plan for today was just to rest after the long bus trip, guess that’s gone out of the window

Robin showed me to my house and Lewis pops out of it, I nearly shat myself, he just came out of nowhere! He made a pretty big deal out of me, I think I’m going to be some kind of sacrifice at some point.

He welcomes me to the valley and slags off my house by calling it ‘rustic’ and then Robin comes along and calls it ‘Crusty’! Just who the hell does she think she is!  Lewis told her off and said she’s just saying it to get me to buy her upgrades... cheeky bitch! Lewis told me to explore the town tomorrow and introduce myself. I think I’m going to be clearing all the land here first. Lazy little shits.

Anyway, time for bed, those two have worn me out, I’ll set my alarm for 6am I think, I’ll make a start in the morning, I don’t have the energy right now. 

I suppose this is better than JojaMart, I’ll never have to see them again!

Steebe

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My boring job

Here I am sitting here at my cubicle at Joja Mart, this is the most depressing job I’ve ever had. I think back to my Grandpa’s last words.

Before he passed he gave me a letter and told me not to open it, I’d know when the right time was. I felt that this was in fact the right time.

I can’t do this job anymore, Jennifer is in front of me now bitching about how Alan has left the cheese on the counter so she can’t put her cup of tea down. Not too bad you probably think...this happens every day! 

I’m realising now that this life is not for me, I’m not cut out for the 9-5 office job, why am I even here. 

I open my top drawer and see the letter my Grandpa left me, I open it up...

He’s told me that he has a farm that he wants to leave to me! Could this be my calling? 

It’s been about 7 years since I last visited the farm ,  I have many childhood memories in that place. 

I’m going to quit my job right now, right after I tell Jennifer to shape the hell up! 

My new life starts tomorrow! 

To Stardew Valley...