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shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade

Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!

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Is refusin to turn on the bright lights academia or am I just a cave person?

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Stardustandkittybitch

replace one word of your url with bitch

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the sad truth about oppa homeless style

and the unfathomable evil that is reddit

last year my followers and i began an investigation into the origin of oppa homeless style and we quickly discovered that there appears to only exists one single screenshot of the mythical tumblr post:

the screenshot was posted to imgur on the 1st of march, 2014, and appeared on /r/thatHappened/ in a thread titled ‘Fedora’d villain shames woman for giving to the homeless’

to further our investigation, @swordcats contacted the reddit user who had posted the thread. the user responded, saying they believe they “found it on 4chan”, adding that it was “probably fake”

we still had hope that it could be a real tumblr post, but this confirmed our suspicion that it was possible the story was never posted to tumblr to begin with. 

we then tried everything we could think of to find any mention of oppa homeless style that predates the imgur upload, but nothing showed up

we even tried carbon dating the post by the shade of blue in the screenshot

this didn’t help us find oppa homeless style, but by comparing it to older posts we were at least able to determined that the screenshot could have been taken around the time of the imgur upload

an anon later messaged me and suggested we should take a look at the post history of reddit user MechaMew2

as the anon noted, they were a frequent contributor to /r/thatHappened/

here are some of the tumblr stories they’ve posted:

after posting 10 different MechaMew2 screenshots to my blog, i was contacted by fellow detective @bluesidefanclub who had done their own investigation

and the findings were devastating…

ALL of these screenshots are fake. all of the posts that arent a screenshotted reblog are his own posts, evidenced by the little x’s on the bottom of some of the screenshots, which used to be tumblrs old delete button. i looked through his ENTIRE post history and every single one of them that isnt a screenshot of a reblog has the delete button on them. none of the posts that are screenshots of reblogs have the x on the bottom, though, so i tried searching for them. ive been on tumblr since 2011 and never saw any of them, even the ones that seemed viral. i searched key phrases from every single one and wasnt able to find any of the originals, and the only images of them that come up are the ones that were posted to imgur and reddit. this especially makes no sense for the “AAAA IT BURNS IT BURNS�� post because (according to the screenshot) it had at least 83k notes at the time of screenshotting. so he probably just edited those with inspect element.

MechaMew2 has also been a frequent submitter to r/fatlogic were they post similarly ridiculous stories intended to make fat people look bad:

Tumblrina gets triggered by nephew; Hides his homework under the couch so it can’t hurt her anymore (3rd of october, 2014)

Fat-shaming Barbie gets told off at the gym (31st of october, 2014)

nowadays MechaMew2 is mostly fabricating fake facebook stories about pitbulls (they’re a frequent poster to r/banpitbulls)

Diapered pit bull named Naruto escapes through a window. Catch him and win dinner at Chili’s. (3rd of november, 2020)

Family cancels their Christmas; Sends the money to Trump (30th of november, 2020)

of all the tumblr screenshots, @bluesidefanclub​ was only able to find one real post (which still showed the url of the person who reblogged it)

in a last ditch effort @bluesidefanclub:  

searched for oppa homeless style on google, every major image hosting site (photobucket, flickr, imgur, etc) and also did reverse image lookup on about ten different sites, and each came back with the imgur result from march 2014 being the earliest upload. i searched every visible tag on the post up to the end and found nothing, and searched twitter for “oppa homeless style” pre-dating the imgur upload and couldn’t find anything explicitly pointing to the tumblr post.

so yes…  i think we must finally accept that oppa homeless style was never a real tumblr post

oppa homeless style was made by a redditor whose passion in life is to make fake screenshots of fake tumblr stories for fake internet points

as connoisseur of fake tumblr story i expected to be devastated by this news, but really it has only made oppa homeless style even funnier

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when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

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apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤💞🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️💔 AWWW

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me: in the essay i will- *falls asleep at the desk*

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❁ 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒔 ❁

𝑅𝑒𝑑 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒

𝑃𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑒

𝑌𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝

𝐵𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝑈𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒

𝐿𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡

𝑃𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝑀𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑚

𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑎𝑙 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐹𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒

𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝑆𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑜𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒

𝑂𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝑃𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑒

𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐻𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑦

𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑎𝑖𝑟

𝐼𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑦 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐺𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑚

𝑀𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐽𝑜𝑦

𝐽𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐵𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦

𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 - 𝐼𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑃𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 - 𝐹𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝑅𝑒𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 - 𝐴𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑆𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑝𝑒𝑑 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 - 𝑅𝑒𝑗𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 - 𝑃𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑌𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 - 𝐷𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡

𝐵𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑧𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑦𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑚 - 𝐸𝑥𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡

𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑦𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑚 - 𝑆𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑅𝑒𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑦𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑚 - 𝐷𝑒𝑣𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑌𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑦𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑚 - 𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑢𝑠 - 𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐷𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑙 - 𝑁𝑒𝑤 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠

𝐷𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑦 - 𝐺𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐹𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑒𝑡-𝑚𝑒-𝑛𝑜𝑡 - 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒

𝐺𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑢𝑚 - 𝑀𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑑𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 - 𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝐵𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑟𝑦𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑚 - 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒

𝐻𝑖𝑏𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑢𝑠 - 𝑇𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐻𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑦 - 𝐷𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒

𝐻𝑦𝑎𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑡ℎ - 𝐹𝑜𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐼𝑟𝑖𝑠 - 𝑊𝑖𝑠𝑑𝑜𝑚

𝐽𝑎𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒 - 𝐸𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒

𝐿𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 - 𝐶𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝐿𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑐 - 𝑌𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝑀𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎 - 𝑁𝑜𝑏𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑜𝑙𝑑 - 𝑊𝑎𝑟𝑚𝑡ℎ

𝑂𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑑 - 𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡

𝑃𝑎𝑛𝑠𝑦 - 𝐴𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑃𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑦 - 𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑃𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑦 - 𝐸𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝

𝑅ℎ𝑜𝑑𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑛 - 𝑃𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝐺𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑎 - 𝑅𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡

𝐴𝑛𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒 - 𝐹𝑜𝑟𝑠𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒

𝐴𝑛𝑡ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑚 - 𝐻𝑜𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑆𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑎 - 𝑃𝑢𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡

𝐹𝑜𝑥𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 - 𝐼𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑐ℎ ℎ𝑦𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑎 - 𝐻𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦

𝑃𝑒𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑎 - 𝑅𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟

𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑙𝑒 - 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝

𝑆𝑛𝑎𝑝𝑑𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑜𝑛 - 𝐷𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑎 - 𝐷𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠

𝑍𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑎 - 𝐸𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒

𝑆𝑢𝑛𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟 - 𝑉𝑖𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝐵𝑢𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑢𝑝 - 𝐿𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑑 𝑠𝑢𝑠𝑎𝑛 - 𝐸𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝐷𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛 - 𝑊𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑠

𝐷𝑎ℎ𝑙𝑖𝑎 - 𝐴𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒

𝐵𝑙𝑢𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙 - 𝐻𝑢𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝐴𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 - 𝑅𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑦

𝐵𝑙𝑢𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑡 - 𝑆𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑦

𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑦 - 𝑈𝑛𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒

𝐶𝑜𝑠𝑚𝑜 - 𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐶𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑎 - 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑞𝑢𝑒

𝐴𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎 - 𝑃𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑅𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑝 - 𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛

𝑃𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑝 - 𝑅𝑒𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑡ℎ

𝑌𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑝 - 𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑒

𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑡𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑝 - 𝐻𝑜𝑛𝑜𝑟

𝑃𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑡𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑝 - 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑓𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝐹𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑦 - 𝐼𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒

𝑊ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑦 - 𝑉𝑖𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝑃𝑖𝑛𝑘 (𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑎𝑧𝑒𝑟) 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑦 - 𝑆𝑦𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑦

𝑅𝑒𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑦 - 𝑅𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒

𝑂𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒 (𝑡𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑟) 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑦 - 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑒

𝑌𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑙𝑖𝑙𝑦 - 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐴𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑚 - 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

𝐶ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝐵𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑠𝑜𝑚 - 𝑀𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦

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Other possible career choices:

Dewy Grass

Mushroom

Frog

Honeybee

Sleepy Library Cat

my possible career choices: cloud flower

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lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

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OMG

Champagne problems fits Dani and her ex so well 😩😩

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FUCK apathy culture, fuck your "we all die alone" narrative, fuck the idea that the world is inherently cruel, or that life is meaningless, or that humans are hellbent to destroy the world and ourselves. because we're not. our bodies are meant to hold each other and be kind - we are built to care for the weak and sick, our fingers interlock perfectly, hugs are necessary for our wellbeing and we find ourselves desperately seeking out human contact. fuck your idea that we live alone and die alone. we are built with empathy. and hardwired to root for the underdog, and to pick each other up when we fall down. we are built to laugh and in every culture we create stories to explain the unexplainable, to comfort each other, to entertain. we are built to create art - from the beginning - pressing hands to cave walls and spitting paint around them to say "I was here". we look up at the sky to feel less alone and feel pulls in our stomachs to explore the inexplorable parts of the world. we are not built for hatred, or to live or die alone. humans are built to love and care for each other. we always have been.

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Even though the allegations made against McKenzie Scott is a typical manifestation of the ‘gold-digger’ narrative, it is just completely ridiculous to think that stealing from b*zos is possible, who has literally amassed all his wealth by exploiting the poor. Stealing does not mean taking back what is rightfully yours.

I keep seeing how me talking about how McKenzie Scott just became world's richest woman by robbing bezos, taking away half of his wealth. Like-

1) She was Amazon's FIRST employe. She married Bezos in 1993, and they founded Amazon in 1994, a small bookstore.

2) She got a share of 4% in Amazon- a quarter of the stocks in the divorce.

3) Her net worth as on 30th August 2020 is around 66 billion and she has already donated 1.7 billion- 2.5% of her wealth to various causes like LGBT, Racial and gender equality, climate change and making democracy better functioning

4) She studied at Princeton university- an Ivy League under Pulitzer prize winter Toni Morrison who has described her as on of her best students.

5) B*zoz cheated on her (the scandal was super publicized)

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Weak? I had NOT drawn those guys like this in a while! Feels good to get back to it. #pascalcampion

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