stargazer-slugcat

[stargazer-slugcat]

(It's surprisingly cold out...

The slugcat has built up quite a nest beneath Whole's bed. They ponder whether they should do explore or not.)

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A paper with golden writing and an intricate design appears in your pocket. “You’re invited to the headspace beach day! Hosted at the beach behind the ballroom today, all day. Attendance is not mandatory, but appreciated!” ~🔅📢👁️

(The slugcat reads the letter.

...it will go. Perhaps there will be food!)

[stargazer-slugcat]

👁 👁

<It stares back.>

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*places a fucking charcuterie board on the floor*

(F O O D

The slugcat goes to town on the charcuterie board. Tasty!)

[stargazer-slugcat]

what kind of things do slugcats eat?

(Depends on the slugcat—some are carnivores, some are herbivores, and some are omnivores. It boils down to choice.

This particular slugcat is an omnivore!)

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(The slugcat has carved a small symbol into the side of Whole's bedframe--the symbol for shelter.

They look proud of themselves.)

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(Meanwhile. She is helping herself to crisps in the kitchen. Unbothered.)

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can a slugcat even answer this question

whats 2+2

(It taps its spear against a total of four times.

Slugcats are definitely not idiots.)

[stargazer-slugcat]

beep boop

(She tilts her head. What is this?)

[stargazer-slugcat]

*gives you a squeaky toy*

!

(it pounces! The toy makes a loud squeak!

she’ll have something to do to pass the time!)

[stargazer-slugcat]

(She has survived another day.

She’s found a cozy place to make a nest. She can hear rain outside—did that strange creature go out?

She curls up into a ball. Might as well wait.)

[stargazer-slugcat]

NOT AGAIN

(IN HER DEFENSE YOU SCREAMED FIRST)

[stargazer-slugcat]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(SCREAMS)

[stargazer-slugcat]

(She stops screaming.

Food! But...is it a trap?

She cautiously approaches the fruit and eats.

...the creature makes no move to attack. Maybe it can be trusted...?)

<CJ sets some fruit out for the slugcat.>

please. stop screaming.

[stargazer-slugcat]

(The slugcat continues to scream.

Maybe if she keeps screaming, it will leave!)

(Is that...a raindeer? Like she was told about as a pup?

It's staring at her...)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

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*gasp*

(The slugcat is screaming.)