starkissedleafeon

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hey you there! caninekin!

yes I'm talking to you! come here!

HAHA! U FOOL! U FELL INTO MY TRAP! GET CHOMPED!!!!!!!!

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eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

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There's been a few articles about ARFID in my proximity lately, and they all have comment sections, and I'd say 50 percent of the comments are neutral to good takes that make me feel like I'm recognizing something about myself that I can learn skills to overcome, and the other 50 make me feel so bad about myself that if I'm not careful that becomes my whole afternoon. And to that half, I'd like to say i can go so fuckin long without eating. "omg your kids will eat if they're hungry enough stop coddling them" you cannot imagine the ways throughout my life I have transcended hunger because the available food was a mysterious texture. Dinners were contests of will and I fuckin won. anything is possible when you think the concept of food is at best mid

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are the picky eaters who:

act rude to YOU because you ordered something complicated or adventurous/something that isn't one of their safe foods

deliberately go to fancy restaurants with you just to waste money on purpose and piss you off

try to order safe foods that AREN'T on the restaurant's menu

pressure you to order the same thing as them/have any intention in making you share

are rude to restaurant staff

are adults who throw tantrums when their safe food isn't available

in the room with us right now?

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Hello. Hi. Paws at you. Hi. Hi. Hello. Wags my tail. Hey. Hello. Sits by your feet. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hey. Hello

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literally a dog???? why do i have hands????? why do i have to shower and clean my room?? why do i have to stay inside whilst it rains?? why is it not permittable to chase and herd things?????? im a dog this is normal stuff??

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being precieved as the species i am would heal me i think

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i would so go on a walk with you

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Barking, growling, and howling should be socially acceptable forms of communication.

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Felt cute might go wag my tail later :3

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in the pool . beware of me in the pool. I jump into the pool. I jump on top of you with all four of my limbs and my WET SMELLY FUZZY BODY. MUAAHAHAHAARROOOOHAHAAA

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oh dear. where have my ears gone

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imagine ur a losing dog and ur like “well at least no one’s betting on me” and then Mitski shows up…

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Hello other 8 chainmail chaser fans ever . I offer food

You can download him into your device :) It's safe :)))