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obsessed with describing the weather as "Close" right now, like, what do you mean it close?

Close to suffocating in the horrifically burning, stagnant and humid air we are cursed to labour through?

Yes, actually, exactly that.

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Lock a monkey in a room with a typewriter and eventually it'll start naming states

okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:

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Lizard Push

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Per Aspera Ad Astra

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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do you know what day it is today?

april 30th

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saw this on bluesky

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ough I need to post oc content so bad the mind theatre is overcrowded

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this is where that damn cornucopia went

И еще артец по кристаллогенезису

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my three wee smoking girlfriends

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*A WIP is here. Thanks for inspiring me to paint this piece! *This is actually based on the content of my Outer Wilds fanbook. -> (2023-09-05) SOLD OUT!

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nintendogs.mp4

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it works differently in the kink comics

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... I was inspired

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forcing you all to look at my non fandom art.