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As chair of the wizard- [PARRIES A SPELL] As chair of the wizard counc- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council, I- [PARRIES A DIFFERENT SPELL] As chair of the wizard council I think staffs should be illegal during these meetings.
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Love how Catholics will name their Churches “Our Lady of…” and my dumb Protestant self will be like “oh who is the Lady of this one?”
And it is Mary.
It is always Mary.
I love that about them.
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say
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it's wild that virtually all modern digital infrastructure is built to constantly spy on us and harvast our data for advertising yet online advertsing is still basically worthless and nobody seems to actually be benefitting from all this
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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day
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its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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