starlight-n-shit
starlight-n-shit
Allen on a, allen on a cross
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What even is this blog anymore they/them, ze/zemI'm just gonna go ahead and say tw cursing for pretty much this whole blog. not in every post but it's definatly going to be there and i don't wanna make anybody uncomfortablepfp by me!!!
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starlight-n-shit · 3 days ago
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This is so real
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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"
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“Shall I describe it for you or would you like me to find you a box?” My fav cheeky elf 🌿
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starlight-n-shit · 3 days ago
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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do
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starlight-n-shit · 11 days ago
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Mrrrp?
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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this is actually legitness
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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A computer science student named Priyanjali Gupta, studying in her third year at Vellore Institute of Technology, has developed an AI-based model that can translate sign language into English.
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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5A period, honey .
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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three fun and sexy facts about me: 1.) i have a slight fructose intolerance which manifests itself mostly in me getting violently ill whenever i eat garlic. 2.) i have “delayed phased sleep disorder” aka my body wants to sleep during the day and stay up at night. 3. i am extremely sensitive to sunlight and cannot be in direct sunlight for more than like five minutes without getting burned or overheated.
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?
I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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WHY CAN’T MY COMFORT CHARACTERS BE REAL?!!!!!
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this is funny as fucking hell actually
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starlight-n-shit · 12 days ago
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
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Legolas and Gimli, Lord of the Rings
Artist: Dagmar Jung, 2003
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