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would you eat jean eggs and ham? (help, I spent like an hour making this and it's still terrible)

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Paid 3 dollars for this shit and it doesn’t work

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Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

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Fish repopulating trucks dumping out hundreds of fish will never not be funny to me

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Throw back to this thing

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Today's Seal Is: Caterpillar

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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Sweet like cyanide

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You ever hear the cope in someone’s voice? The desperation and desire to be seen and acknowledged for something they know is wrong? Yeah, it’s a good sound

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Maybe I’ll start releasing incomprehensible lore dumps about my fantasy worlds and it’s your job to put them together

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I like drinking sodas while gaming not because they taste good but so I can burp really loud into the microphone