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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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It's an old tale

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me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

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Its Gangle season

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mean riddles

not fair riddles

riddles that are a trick

mean riddles for bad people

brain teasers weapon

brainteasers as a weapon

cruel riddles that hurt

torment riddles

riddles for my victim

best torture riddles

lateral thinking puzzles that can cause physical harm to a person

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Arctic Anarchist Commune ✦ Tiny Glade

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the reason i love the ending of the dsmp is because sometimes you can't fix things. sometimes it's gone too far and there's no going back, even if you know it could've been different. it's too late. but what if you could start over. what if this time you could be better, do better. what if this time there is a happy ending.

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writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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'dating rules' are so fucking stupid btw. "don't talk too much about your hyperfixation on a first date, it'll scare them off!!" it'll only scare them off if they're a coward. Someone worthy of my affections will listen to me talk about my goal of visiting every whale exhibit with a life-sized effigy of a whale in it in the world for a solid half-hour and come away from that experience desiring me carnally.

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Bones from Bones would LOVE omegaverse. She would find it extremely anthropologically interesting and Booth would be all Catholically uncomfortable about it. God I need to write Bones fanfic

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I love your OCs and I think you should draw/write them more

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No because like??? How did that never come up??

the best part of having a friend for more than a decade is somehow there's still backstory you've never told them and you both take turns going w h a t when they drop something absolutely insane.

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I'm on a roll and it's not a good one-

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the best part of having a friend for more than a decade is somehow there's still backstory you've never told them and you both take turns going w h a t when they drop something absolutely insane.

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burn out