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MY DAD BOUGHT ME A PEEPY I'M GOING TO CRY IT'S GOING TO EAT ALL MY PEANITS IT'S GOIGT O KILL ME IN MY SLEEP 😢😢😢

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)
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Lala Bingle sent you $10 for yummy sneats
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref
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