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reblog if women with swords

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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Mammals in their den after the asteroid hit

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Book one of The Murderbot Diaries, All Systems Red, is a survival mystery as a small team of scientists are faced with an unknown threat while trapped on an isolated, hostile planet, with no hope but to trust their second hand, possibly murderous, robot security.

Artificial Condition, book two of The Murderbot Diaries, is about two robots in a trench coat pretending to be human for a job interview.

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When the character who's a condensed version of the things that are Wrong With You is still a good person and deserves love and compassion

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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HAPPY PRIDE!!

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but you see, bunnies own the moon collectively

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it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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if the vibes are off, close your document. stare at the wall. think about your protagonist’s childhood trauma. return stronger.

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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fuckign around

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reblog to bap prev with your paw

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90% of the reason I loved Neopets so much as a child was the faeries, and in retrospect my utter fascination with whatever was going on between Illusen and Jhudora was probably just another sign of how terminally gay I am <3

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90% of the reason I loved Neopets so much as a child was the faeries, and in retrospect my utter fascination with whatever was going on between Illusen and Jhudora was probably just another sign of how terminally gay I am <3