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[starling-songbird]

I’m game for anything, friend. You lead on.

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

[he follows after, joining up beside them] Very kind of you to offer like that! Hope I’m not intruding or anything…and I don’t have much to offer to the banquet myself besides pocket mints.

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

Ah! That sounds absolutely delightful! I’d love to.

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

Oooh, of course!

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

Kiiiiinda? Moreover she owns me, I think? Ah, it’s no use for us to try and understand the technicalities of fey contracts, fickle and mercurial things… but I, uh…in spite of my great wit, might have fallen for a twist of words a while back and she now “has me for a moment.”

…not that it’s a big problem, really. It seems she’s given me full freedom and has not once done anything malicious with that power. Plus this means I stick around her plenty, and she’s a good cook and better kisser, so, y’know. No complaints from me.

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

Awww, well thank you!

I’ve heard a bit about you. You welcomed her to this odd little island, did you not? Pixi, I mean. The, uh, one who may or may not be in technical ownership of my soul or something or another for a moment, the length of which I am not aware of but that is almost certainly indefinite? That lady.

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

Hmm, I’d say probably because I was irritating her. I’m quite good at that, you know.

I believe you know her— might want to take it up with her that she would subject you to my presence, hah! But I’ll tone down the energy since it’s our first meeting.

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

Oh, nobody special.

…pshht, that’s a lie, I’m very special. You may call me Illios, bard and adventurer.

Well hellooooo! I was sent to go “bother someone else” by my beloved and you were the first person she suggested, so as it stands I have been tasked with bothering you. How goes it?

- @starling-songbird

It goes well! Who are you?

[starling-songbird]

( ooc I want to use this blog more raaahhh!! but I’m ass at initiating interactions RAAAHHH!!!!!!

if u guys like pixi I think you will enjoy illi as well. gonna reblog this on the pixi blog so anyone who follows me there can interact here if they wish :] )

[starling-songbird]

OOOOH it really is! It has a very warm sound to it. Warm and smooth and rich. Like a good hearty soup. And very orangey and yellowy. Perhaps I should practice it some…

Wizardblr!

I feel we should like idk, get together to sing this at the end of adventures?

Anyone know any bards on this island?

@gobodegoblin @good-wizard @amethyst-aster @exispencer-crisis @expletive-wizard @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @helpfulapprentice and anybody else receiving this on their orbs or whatever

Here's a Health to the Company | The Longest Johns

[starling-songbird]

did somebody say bard

Wizardblr!

I feel we should like idk, get together to sing this at the end of adventures?

Anyone know any bards on this island?

@gobodegoblin @good-wizard @amethyst-aster @exispencer-crisis @expletive-wizard @im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @helpfulapprentice and anybody else receiving this on their orbs or whatever

Here's a Health to the Company | The Longest Johns

[starling-songbird]

Did you just call yourself a woman of the arts? Gods, I’m rubbing off on you. I’m so proud.

Lepi when they realize they have been lowkey infected with some morals

[starling-songbird]

@paltering-peculiarity @paltering-peculiarity @paltering-peculiarity @paltering-peculiarity @paltering-peculiarity @paltering-peculiarity

nobody tell her i've been taking the pies this whole time

[starling-songbird]

yes! Yes! YEEEESS! YEEEEEEEESSSS! JOIN US!

…do…do Bec and I multiclass as bards, technically? I never thought of that. Huh.

[starling-songbird]

hey loser [throws a slice of cheese at your face]

[comically perfect slap sfx] aUH! AGHH!! HEY NOW! VERY RUDE! What was that for?

[starling-songbird]

aUAGGHHG AAAAAGHHH HAAAA HH WHATEVER DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS GOOD SIR!!!

hey loser [throws a slice of cheese at your face]

[comically perfect slap sfx] aUH! AGHH!! HEY NOW! VERY RUDE! What was that for?

[starling-songbird]

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.