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happy pride month to Bertie “if a woman comes near me I will start swinging a blackjack to get away” Wooster

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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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could a vampire survive off the wine part of a transubstantiated host if it didn't kill them on contact?

If we can assume a vampire to be successfully Roman Catholic, it would depend on if the need to feast on blood is literal or metaphorical/metaphysical. If the blood is a representation of some greater context, yes, because God shall provide. If it is a dietary restriction, no, because transubstantiation is only literally the blood of Jesus due to the presence of the Holy Spirit within the host, and a vampire's digestive tract struggles to metabolize dogma.

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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?

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could a vampire survive off the wine part of a transubstantiated host if it didn't kill them on contact?

If we can assume a vampire to be successfully Roman Catholic, it would depend on if the need to feast on blood is literal or metaphorical/metaphysical. If the blood is a representation of some greater context, yes, because God shall provide. If it is a dietary restriction, no, because transubstantiation is only literally the blood of Jesus due to the presence of the Holy Spirit within the host, and a vampire's digestive tract struggles to metabolize dogma.

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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New trailer this week!

Happy Monday! We come bearing the exciting news that this week we will be releasing our brand new trailer for Dracula: 2004!

We also now have a fully locked and loaded RSS feed, and you should be able to subscribe to the show wherever you get your podcasts (some apps may take another day to display the show). If you're as excited as we are about the new trailer, why not subscribe to the feed so you can be alerted when the trailer drops?

Find us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3msxjvfz8953auKyn9BEmi?si=48cfcbe652e14d00

Find us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dracula-2004/id1822163973

We are also planning a trailer swap on the 27th of June with the marvellous @monstrousproductions! If you're subscribed to their wonderful show Travelling Light, you'll hear our trailer on their feed.

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Credits for Interlude 2:

Art by @mayhemchicken-artblog

Story by @absolutely-and-always13

Edited by @dathen, @mayhemchicken-artblog, and @thegoatsongs

Image descriptions (alt text) by @thegoatsongs and @mayhemchicken-artblog

NOTE FROM THE TEAM: Ordinarily, we love to encourage people to read the works LXGF is based on. However, this interlude contains elements adapted from The Beetle by Richard Marsh, which we cannot in good consciousness recommend to anyone. Please do not read The Beetle; and should you do, please be warned that it is exceptionally (even for the 19th century) racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, orientalist, and contains among other things victim blaming of male assault victims and graphic animal cruelty. No context from The Beetle will be necessary for your enjoyment of this interlude.

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Dialogue transcripts:

Panel 1 Godfrey: Well, you’ve heard enough about my case. How have things been with everyone here? Irene: Mr. Harker found a new clerk for the legal practice you’re all forming.

Panel 2 Irene (offscreen): It will be nice to have three of you working together. Godfrey (offscreen): Oh? Jonathan: What’s troubling you, Mina?

Panel 3 Mina: It’s only…I wish we had more answers from the sample of the sea creature we provided to Dr. Jekyll.

Panel 4 Jonathan: The similarities between our new specimen and the late king are a starting point. Perhaps one is copying the other? The synthetic imitating the organic? Mina: Or someone is manipulating all of this… Cat's meat man (offscreen): Ca-doo-mee!

Panel 5 (n/a)

Panel 6 Mina: ! Jonathan, did you see that?

Panel 7 Jonathan: What? The little white cat? Mina: I didn’t see that. I’m reminded of a certain friend of ours…

Panel 8 Jonathan: We should bring this stray home with us, then.

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Supreme Injustice Community Zine for 2025 - submissions open!

The theme is "Art as resistance: my response to the Supreme Court ruling” / “How it feels to be a trans person in the UK at this moment in time.”

We are accepting essays, poetry, visual art, comics,and more!

The aim is to document and archive the experiences and feelings of trans people at this particular point in time.

Submissions are welcome from any trans person in the UK, regardless of age or nationality!

(Submission link in the replies so we don't get flagged as spam 😅

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Hiccup being dramatic AND buff Astrid (as she should be) because that is the best dynamic ever and I will fight to the death on it.

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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June 18: A box of critters

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get this an oscar

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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business

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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

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learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it