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seriously thinking of training my new puppy in valyrian instead of my first language
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i started comparing moo deng the baby hippo with my mom's 8 year old pug as a joke.... but bro





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i accidentally pavloved my cat to think she gets a treat every time i take my antidepressants
my medicine and her goodies are in the same cabinet and without ever thinking about it i always gave her a treat after i took mine
now she thinks is a rule and keeps meowing until i give it to her
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i'm SO laid back, i only care about like 3 things in the world:
my favorite fictional characters and music
every person on this earth and their opinion of me
the crushing psychological weight of being alive
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“here with my two [hits both affectionately] favorite teammates..”
what if i never recover? 😭😭😭😭
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Anyways my favorite comment about today’s race absolutely goes to this:

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it's the Catholic guilt, Foggy, there's no stopping it.
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Matt Murdock in Season 2 after the Punisher trial crashed and burned:

Completely botched the case but he looked good doing it!
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dani rojas, beloved by mothers (and all women. and everybody else actually) TED LASSO, 3.11
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Chris + Eddie + Buck - screaming in fear for the other
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sorry just feeling emotional over how when ellie was feeling down / wasn’t talking, joel not only went out of his way to find a food he knew ellie liked (chef boyardee) and a game for them to play, but also made sure to keep the conversation going by chattering & asking questions like she did in the beginning of the season when he wouldn’t talk to her. and when she apologized for being quiet, he said in the most gentle way “its fine”
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i've been a pedro lover for quite sometime now and it gets to my nerves how people are treating my baby boy
please stop referring to him as "daddy", is fucking disrespectful.
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