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DRESS TO IMPRESS IN REAL LIFE

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"i did have a flatmate at university that did set fire to pasta"

@danielhowell ....

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two paths before me. a) well theyre so cute. they are so cute. b) COCK SHAME. PUSSY FACING THE WORLD

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is this anything

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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me

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i like you because of your terrible personality, generally awful demeanor, and inability to watch 3D movies . not despite

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Currently thinking about how much Ford tries to hide his hands a lot when he can…behind his back with this stance. Due to how often he’s been bullied for it.

And also, how Mabel is one of the ones who Ford feels happy about showing his hands to because she thought they were cool looking upon first shaking his hand, instead of him being judged for his six fingers.

[ID: Gravity Falls screenshots. The first three are of Ford with his hands crossed behind his back. The last two are of him shaking hands with Mabel, and letting her paint a turkey on his hand. He's smiling in both. End ID.]

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the girls are fighting!

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The squishy baby dorito is too squishy and too baby to kill

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is this anything

(Handyman Bill AU from @waty_mot and @LosanPostle on twt)

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i love how roman goes from 18th century prince to resident frat boy to slay queen 💅🏻✨ every 5 minutes.

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The internet is such a beautiful haunted echoey warehouse

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bill explaining the plan to Henchmaniacs

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alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

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rewatching weirdmageddon is so embarrassing for bill in retrospect with the knowledge of the book and everything lmao. making ford into your most special little golden human statue, offering to rule the world together, singing your little songs to him, like. girl,, he does not want you back,, get over him,, you’re trying to kill his family and destroy the world,, it's been 30 years,,

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as funny as the whole mabel grilling ford about his thing with bill is, i fully believe that girl is oblivious when it comes to actual relationships that aren't fairytale romances. she's twelve, not her fault. also, most of what we know about ford's relationship with bill comes from ford himself, and dipper was the one who hung out with him the most and read the journals religiously. however, he's also twelve. so i think that the most realistic way dipper and mabel find out about bill and ford's toxic situationship is just. dipper hearing ford complain about bill in the lab and then like four years later sitting bolt upright in the middle of the night and going. Oh My God Grunkle Ford Fucked Bill Cipher.

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I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents