Two moods
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shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right
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i have no idea what passes for humor on this site anymore. i feel like i could say shit like "hey what's up guys i'm still trapped in this abandoned grain silo" and it'd get notes.
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WE NEED TO KILL HIM
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Two days ago my husband said "...and he was pissed" and I said "don't say that around the kids!" so he corrected himself to "and he was liquid angry" and I've been laughing since
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Royal Pigeon
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“do it scared” im literally always scared i dont have another setting.
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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Elon’s being weird again. Threatening everyone on twitter for calling his weird friends weird.
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Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
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minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed
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