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gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe
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i think "guy who thinks another guy is his sworn enemy but the other guy is just normal about it" is one of the better and funnier tropes ever
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i am writing all the time except just like inside of me and not outside
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we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.
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somebody said ed feat. tony-hawk-syndrome and I very much agree
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the flame alchemist and his right hand man
#this is iconic#keith with fire and lance as a sharpshooter#as it should be#but the best thing about this is that keith has more of a riza personality and lance is more like roy#so the dynamic would be a little different but. just as immaculate
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Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?
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i hate when the cicadas all stop suddenly like wait my greek chorus . should i be worried
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Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.
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I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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One thing I genuinely like about writing, is how the story unfolds as you write it. You may start with a general idea, but little did you know that something you put in the story would become a major symbol, or that two characters would grow as close as they did, or that apparently you need a scene between Character A and Character C…
I just love how the story grows under your fingers, and becomes something beyond what you first imagined.
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there is literally no funnier way of annoying your friends than choosing the stupidest hill imaginable and then refusing to die anywhere else
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