starrygazebo

[starrygazebo]

An Aerith in these trying times

[starrygazebo]

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

I thought I'd already posted this, so it's.. checks calendar three months late. oops.

[starrygazebo]

Rotten girl Miku,, this song is something I didn't know I needed

[starrygazebo]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[starrygazebo]

DANDADANDADANDADAN 👽👻

[starrygazebo]

[starrygazebo]

please dont forget him

[starrygazebo]

Darryl Wilson in attempt to be supportive surprises grant by bringing him to San dimas pride without telling him where they’re going beforehand it backfires spectacularly because grant then has to see twinks about to pounce on his presumed heterosexual father who keeps asking what flags mean for 3 hours when he was planning on playing Fortnite

[starrygazebo]

vacation

[starrygazebo]

[starrygazebo]

[starrygazebo]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[starrygazebo]

Peachy!

[starrygazebo]

So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game's true killscreen for the first time ever

[starrygazebo]