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Sam had to raise the subscription price because he blew the budget on Kiss from a Rose

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i think about this every day

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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more kevaaron mermay

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IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK

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oh.

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When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

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Spike must be such a funny character to people who only watched Angel and not Buffy, because in s1e3 he's calling her "slutty the vampire slayer" then he shows back up in s5 like "you don't understand she's my one true love"

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Hands up if Vic has ever stolen your wife.

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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

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bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule

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the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous