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songs they have played in the club thus far (incomplete list):

- uptown funk

- florescent adolescent

- all star ???

- come on eileen

- what makes you beautiful

- teenage dirtbag

going to the bar is a fucking experience. how do you go from playing pool to two door cinema club while a group of blokes aggressively shake your hand and call you amazing to standing in a toilet queue and overhearing 'why do they have glow in the dark condoms... theyre kinda fun though'

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nevermind im at the point of drunkenness to desperately want to flirt with other mediocre looking men . and there are so many of us here

going to the bar is a fucking experience. how do you go from playing pool to two door cinema club while a group of blokes aggressively shake your hand and call you amazing to standing in a toilet queue and overhearing 'why do they have glow in the dark condoms... theyre kinda fun though'

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going to the bar is a fucking experience. how do you go from playing pool to two door cinema club while a group of blokes aggressively shake your hand and call you amazing to standing in a toilet queue and overhearing 'why do they have glow in the dark condoms... theyre kinda fun though'

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Me n the mutuals

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found my old quote book from back in year thirteen and i must say. not entirely sure what was going on at that school but there sure was something in the water

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♪ I'm gonna eat you, you're my desire

I'm gonna sharpen all my teeth and build a fire ♪

I think as a fandom we need more aggressive evervale fanart,,, like, drawing them riping each other's throats (affectionately <3)

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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having followers is so funny. gaze upon my posts boy

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let's be bad at video games together

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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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reblog to pet prev

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at a certain point, it became painful to look into his eyes 🤧

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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snzzz... 🦊💤