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i can totaly see sirius writing his name on top of remus to do list

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exile - june 23 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 176

“James,” Regulus said in warning, shrugging his shoulder a bit to nudge the other boy’s face away from the crook of his neck, even as goosebumps broke out over the warm skin.

“Sorry! Sorry, baby,” James immediately said, pulling back and scooting a few inches away from Regulus on the couch.

“You know I have to study,” Regulus said with a smirk, not looking over at his contrite-sounding boyfriend.

“But you look so pretty when you read,” the Gryffindor whined softly, voice full of adoration.

“You also think I look pretty when I stuff my face with pudding,” Regulus laughed, shooting James a look. “Forgive me if I’m not convinced to take a break.”

There was half a minute of silence before James tried again.

“But love,” he said pleadingly, reaching out to stroke Regulus’s hair.

“Chair,” Regulus said firmly, swatting his boyfriend’s hand and gesturing lazily to the armchair nearby, eyes never leaving the page he was reading.

With a huff, James stood and padded over to the chair, exiled until Regulus finished his work.

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arrange - june 24 - jegulus - black brothers - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 404 - got this idea from a tiktok

“Hi, I’m Sirius Black and I’m the Best Man.”

Sirius’s voice cut through the chattering crowd, drawing the attention of everyone in the huge room. James, who was staring, completely enamored, at his new husband, had to rip his gaze away to look over at his friend.

“I promise I have written a speech,” Sirius said, beaming at the crowd. “I even wrote it before the day of–take that, McKinnon!” A few people laughed. “But before I get to that, I have something special arranged.”

James looked to his left, exchanging a nervous glance with Regulus. “Do you have any idea—?” he muttered.

“Not a clue,” Regulus replied, looking terrified. “But if he does something stupid, remember that he’s your best man, not mine.”

James gulped, turning back to where Sirius stood, a terrifying smile on his face.

“James met Reggie when he was seventeen and was immediately obsessed. I’m sure you all remember,” he chuckled, allowing the crowd to grumble good-naturedly while James grinned and blushed. “But if you don’t, or you were lucky enough to not be there, I have quite a treat for you! I have proof! If you’ll all direct your attention to the screen to my left…Moony, you can roll the tape!”

Immediately, James’s stomach sank, because he knew what was coming. “Reg, wanna go have a quickie in the bathroom?” he whispered to his new husband, face getting warmer and warmer.

Regulus’s eyes, though, were glued to the screen, and he just waved his hand dismissively at James. “Later,” he muttered.

“Play this at my wedding! No–no I swear! Play this at my wedding!” On-screen James began shouting, his voice pounding through the speakers of the room. The screen showed James, Remus, and Peter all laying on James’s bed, Sirius clearly behind the camera.

“Why’s that, Prongs?” Sirius-from-behind-the-camera asked, his voice full of mirth.

“Because!” On-screen James grinned idiotically. “It’s–I’m seventeen, and it’s September first and I swear to all of you, I’m marrying Regulus Black someday. I swear!”

Present day James groaned, burying his head in his hands as the crowd awwed.

“I’m marrying Regulus Arcturus Black! You’ll play this at our wedding and I’ll be like, ha! Told you!”

“And that, folks, was James Potter, mere hours after he met Regulus Black,” Sirius said into the microphone, grinning.”And it all went downhill from here, as you can see.”

The crowd, and Regulus, burst into applause.

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draco was always calling ron poor because he wanted harry to know that draco could provide for their future children

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I LOVE THAT FIC OMG it's called But what a way to go by R33ces_pieces (I think)

Fun little queenkiller ghostface AU🔪

NSFW part is available on my patreon♥️

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Regulus: It's October.

James: And...?

Regulus: To get into the Halloween spirit, I will be making ghosts.

James:....

James: THAT'S CALLED MURDER!!!!

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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'james lasted ten years dealing with regulus hating him, and being unkind, and ignoring him.

regulus didn't even last five days. '

this got me last time and lord it's got me again WAAAAA

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Regulus grabs James’ shirt when he falls asleep, James finds it extremely endearing; one day he asks about it and Regulus tells him it’s a habit he developed since he was a kid because he’d fall asleep with Sirius and he’d wake up alone and scared at the house, so by doing that, he wouldn’t leave.

James, from that day on, never leaves his side when they sleep and waits until Regulus wakes up to kiss him and get up, and eventually, after years together, one day Reg stops doing it, and James cries in silence because his boyfriend finally believes and knows that he won’t wake up alone anymore.

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james potter mentioned classic literature once in passing and regulus black jumped his bones

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Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

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Sirius: Why is James asleep on your shoulder?

Regulus: Shut up! This is sweet!

Sirius: An hour ago you were complaining that he was annoying.

Regulus: I changed my mind.

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James: I have never eaten anything from France that was even remotely tasty.

Regulus: I am French.

James: Oh, okay... in that case the tastiest thing I ever ate was from France.

Sirius: PARDON?!

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Remus: okay Harry, can you spell “blue”?

*5-year-old Harry*: B-L……-E…-U

James: no sweetie, that’s not-

Regulus coming from the kitchen: THAT’S FRENCH!

James: love, I don’t think he-

Regulus: MON PETIT GÉNIE!

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Ten year old Regulus Black who thinks that no one could ever love him more than Sirius.

Eleven year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Walburga and Orian.

Twelve year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Evan.

Thirteen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Pandora, Dorcas, Barty and Even.

Fifteen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than Barty.

Sixteen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him more than James.

Seventeen year old Regulus Black who thinks no one could ever love him.

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*going to the beach*

Regulus: applying an enormous amount of sunscreen

Regulus: James aren't you going to apply sunscreen?

James: I'm brown, my skin is basically sun brun repellent

*after 3 hours in the sun*

Regulus smug with absolutely no sun burn

James red from head to toe

Regulus: sun burn repellent huh?

James: I DIDNT KNOW BROWN SKIN COULD GET BURNT!!