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[starscreamapillar]

"Admittedly."

@starscreamapillar

"IT IS SAFER FOR HIM TO DO DRUGS IN OUR COMPANY AND UNDER OUR SUPERVISION THAN SOMEWHERE QUESTIONABLE."

[starscreamapillar]

Fair enough, it is a common criticism of the human species regardless of its validity. Though now I must question why you would want to make friends with me, if that was in fact an attempt to do so, and why you would start such an attempt with a schoolyard jab.

"I dunno. Are you gonna be weird about this and say my everything is wrong and weird because how dare I be born organic instead of the vastly superior metal like you?"

[starscreamapillar]

No, I was going to point out that you are weird for a fleshling as you seem to regularly engage with 'vastly superior' aliens that may or may not wish to eliminate your whole species. It seems like you may be projecting an insecurity of your own about your meat-based frame.

Are you certain you wish to embark upon this path?

[starscreamapillar]

There is no shortage of answers that could apply to your question.

[starscreamapillar]

Are you certain you wish to embark upon this path?

[starscreamapillar]

Your getting loudly trapped in home decor is but one of the many weird things to happen today.

Have you been up to something specifically weird today, to suspect it's you?

[starscreamapillar]

Have you been up to something specifically weird today, to suspect it's you?

[starscreamapillar]

It never does.

[starscreamapillar]

He doesn't comment much, but he is still here. Watching the ongoings of the multiverse.

You're all weird.

[starscreamapillar]

Everything. He was hungry! He's been staving off the desire to suck the lifesblood out of everyone in the city, and now he can finally eat his fill!

Very well. The dry erase board now has a note on it in his slanty script that says 'We are out of everything.'

[starscreamapillar]

@a-lurking-shadow

A Sadvage looks halfway into the room where Starscream was.

"Welcome back."

And then he's gone, so Starscream can enjoy the foodfest by himself.

. . . He is still never sure what to make of that Ravage.

[starscreamapillar]

Very well. The dry erase board now has a note on it in his slanty script that says 'We are out of everything.'

[starscreamapillar]

Well into the afternoon, Starscream startles himself awake.

Not from troubled dreams this time, but the sound of all his systems restarting and going through systems checks as his body decides it is time to be alive again is noise enough to give him a brief fright after more than a month of deathly quiet. But that means his stupid plan did in fact work, and he's no longer stuck as an eternally hungry undead creature!

... Now he is just a regularly hungry live Seeker, who is rising from his nest, shaking out vigorously, and heading to the energon storage cabinet to drink everything.

[starscreamapillar]

He has set the scene, and it is time to enact his stupid plan.

Here's hoping it's not as stupid as it definitely is.

[starscreamapillar]

None of my tattoos are cursed. He checked.

I refuse to stay undead forever. It's extremely inconvenient.

Apparently. So that's a thing.

[starscreamapillar]

Apparently. So that's a thing.

[starscreamapillar]

It's November, why is he still undead?!