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The first 100 words of Gumshoe for Hire have been gacha'd by daisydiversions!
Phoenix Wright, owner and sole defense lawyer of Wright & Co. Law Offices, was at his desk attempting to balance a pencil on his nose when he heard a loud knock. He barely had time to get his pencil in a more seemly position on his desk when a large, hulking man in a trench coat walked in. It was Detective Dick Gumshoe, but he looked more like Glum-shoe. "You gotta help me, pal!" "What is it, Detective Gumshoe?" "Don't call me that... it hurts..." "Uh...Dick?" "DEFINITELY don't call me that, pal! Don't call me Detective. I ain't one right now."
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Happy Ides of March, tumblr!
Have your knives gone dull? Would going out and stabbing a dictator cost too much money?
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Arthur Morgan waist up commission for someone on instagram 🤠
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G: …..I’ve never heard that expression before. H: Maybe it’s a generational thing? My aunts say it all the time.
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“He doesn’t get distracted,” said Camilla, as if this had caused difficulties in the past.
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your name is HARROWHARK NONAGESIMUS
your name is GIDEON NAV
and you know this is going to be a really long day.
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What if we danced a Pas De Deux but we fucking hate each other??? 👉👈
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Queen
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A Birthday Griddlehark for @sexybread-png !!! Happy Birthday Mickey
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mom said its my turn to post the pool scene
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and shall I see thee made a serpent’s prey?
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griddlehark au rock band because of reasons🔥
like it? prints/stickers and more availables here in my shop!! <3
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